Bill Long

[Bill Long @DigitronBill]

So,Yanks -turns out you wanna flee North from anywhere you are (Except Hawaii and Alaska and obvs israel) The Canadians are quite nice apparently -the ones I met anyway. You are not allowed to do sedition against the King again unless you speak REALLY good French -then it's OK

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@DavidofEnglish the RA were not Marxist -the INLA were.

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@ArkadiuszMolis1 "IF NOT ANVIL, WHY ANVIL SHAPED?"

[Movies Scenes 🎫 @SceneinCinema]

In The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005), Steve Carell insisted the waxing scene to be completely real.

Judd Apatow revealed that the hired professional "claimed to have been a waxer" but "clearly didn't know how to do it."

It turned out she had only tried waxing her boyfriend's back once and "that didn't go well either."

Steve Carell noted that if you watch closely, you can see real blood beading to the surface of his skin.

Steve also jokingly called the actress a "waxtress" because it became immediately clear she had lied about her salon credentials.

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@gracecthdralprk So you've raided the village and captured some women and livestock -you now have to hoy them over the freeboard of a Longship. That's why the women are Elfin. no fat girls allowed...

[Bill Long @DigitronBill]

@sporadica America,Bloated,Dickless.

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@ankorinclan My mother (84) still calls the remote 'the clicker'.

[🇹🇷 Transfer Haberleri ⚒ @Transferhaber6]

🚨 Carlo Ancelotti: "Milan’ı çalıştırdığım zaman Ronaldo Nazario’yu transfer ettik. 100 kilo civarındaydı ve ilk maçtan önce ona bu şekilde oynayamayacağını, biraz kilo vermesi gerektiğini söyledim...

O da dedi ki: ‘Sahada benden ne yapmamı istiyorsun, koşmak mı yoksa gol mü atmak? Koşmaksa beni yedek kulübesinde tut, gol atmaksa oyuna al.’

Onu oynattım, koşmadı ama iki gol attı."

[Bill Long @DigitronBill]

@shelbystardust YES THEY ARE!

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@tom550993 there is an Italian firm that specialises in rebuilding steering racks -a very niche business model I always thought.

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@up_ruth yeah it totally does

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@MilenaAmit @DMichaelTripi She was such an exceptional 'model' that she became First Lady. Q.E.D.

[Bill Long @DigitronBill]

@HansFiene they don't, but you gotta admit -it's a great bit!

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@hw97karbine "THIS VEHICLE IS FILLED WITH ANTIFREEZE"
Yeah Archangel!

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@TheAlexSylvian IN THREE YEARS THE USA MADE MORE SHERMAN TANKS (just Shermans-not including all the others) THAN GERMANY HAVE MADE TANKS (in total-all German tanks ever made) SINCE THE INVENTION OF THE TANK.

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@HistoryBowsh Pacific Command had got invading determinedly held islands down to a fairly fine art by then.
Japanese defence doctrine by that stage was to give women and children sharpened bamboo and banzai charge.
I think it would have gone basically fine (if extremely bloody)

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@WildSentences "C'mon Mom , time to go.."
"Go? Go where?"
"The Old People's home ,they'll tek care of you now"
"I'm 45"
"I know -I've 'ad a word, they'll tek ye"

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@lem85908 'And there was much rejoicing'

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@VladTheInflator https://t.co/Uzniqkue1W

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@VladTheInflator WAY