Digi

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Friend of mine now has several spiders as pets. Said to him his house is on its way to being a no fly zone.

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You think if I take salt and pepper with me to computicket I could get season tickets?

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A gymnast with unbalanced thinking will be floored by an unparalleled accident.

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ALIENWARE truly all I expected. Loving my M17x R3..... It so pretty hehehe.

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May the 4th be with you, and may you find the droids your looking for.

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Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night. -Allen Ginsberg "Howl"

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Ever sit and wonder......... Just why the monkeys your hand is burning. Normally happens before you realize your leaning on the stove.

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Viva le caffeine, without you I'd have to face the day alone.

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I got something, and it goes thumping like this...
All you need is my uhn tis, uhn tis uhn tis - gotta love bloodhound gang.

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Dude in front of me tried buying condoms on his visa because he had no cash. Transaction denied. poor bugger internationally c*-k blocked

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Just when you think things are looking up Murphy runs up and drop kicks you in the nuts.

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I'm a Angel honest, the horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

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Why is cupid associated with valentines? Last thing i think of with love is a short, chubby toddler bearing arms.

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If I download a movie in Jamaica does that make me a Caribbean Pirate?

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How the hell are people so chirpy this early in the morning. No way I do this again. 9am for me is early enough.

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Viva le weekend :) just a few hours left

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To be able to hide in my thoughts, find a lone tree to lay under and watch life pass by, some days this is preferable to reality.

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VODKA, kills bugs, it destroys their tiny little livers, but it's disruption to home life that takes its toll.

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Spook incredibly tired. Can't do the stay up all night thing anymore. Sleep good.

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Amazing how you redevelope the desire for social media when you aren't attached. Nice to be back on and reading everything once again.