Klaas Dijkhoff

Waarschijnlijk heb je m'n naam verkeerd gespeld.. @Dijkhoff is where I'm at! Tot ziens!

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http://t.co/KrRzLSYO Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, WOW! that one REALLY looked female.

[Klaas Dijkhoff @Dijkhof]

:oscopy - How I abbreviate colonoscopy. http://t.co/PajZlXBv

[Klaas Dijkhoff @Dijkhof]

You see me driving 'round town with your Alzheimer's mom and she's like, forget you. http://t.co/Ws1xa0XU

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http://t.co/60eExwt4 Well, Palm Sunday was a lot more fun than 'closed-fist Monday'

[Klaas Dijkhoff @Dijkhof]

This isn't rain, it's God slaughtering a giant cloud. http://t.co/x6BzAMMo