Dike Mortz

NFL Reporter. Observer of the human experience

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John Harbaugh locks eyes with Jaxson Dart and approaches him. They shake hands, then Harbaugh leans in and whispers into Dart’s ear “I’m your daddy now”. They then engage in a passionate kiss. Safe to say the Dart-Harbaugh relationship is off to a flourishing start

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BREAKING: the #Jets are expected to trade the number 2 overall pick to the #Giants. I’m hearing it will be a swap, #Giants get 1.02 and #Jets get Gunner Oslzewski

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BREAKING: Santa will not be able to get Brian Daboll his Christmas wish. His wish: Jaxson Dart under his tree wearing only a bow. On this wish, Santa said “I cannot deliver on this wish, I cannot abduct the Giants starting QB”

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Following their loss last night on Sunday Night Football, there are reports that #Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes is unhappy with Kansas City and plans to request a trade if the Chiefs miss the playoffs. The #Jets are the early favorites to trade for Mahomes

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BREAKING - After facing backlash due to his streams and attending a WWE match, #Giants rookie RB Cam Skattebo is considering retirement. “Enjoying life is my main job, football is just a side gig for me”

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@DichaelMortz Ur mom told me

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BREAKING - after being mentioned in the Epstein files, #Jets owner Woody Johnson is planning on selling the team. Gary Vee is among the front runners to purchase the franchise

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Jaxson Dart hasn’t been at the #Giants facility in the past 2 days. Fearing it was concussion related and he simply forgot he was a football player, the Giants sent a member of the team to check on him. Dart was found in his dark apartment, crying, holding a picture of Daboll

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https://t.co/8Em1EIuqSw this is not an exaggeration. Mougey has been doing this

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While teams have been reaching out to GM Darren Mougey about Breece Hall, my sources tell me that Mougey puts his phone up to his tuchus and farts into the phone when teams ask about Hall

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@greg_monteleone @JohnBeard_MLB It’s real

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ANOTHER JETS TRADE: #Jets have traded Michael Clemons to the Chicago #Bears in exchange for a 2026 first round pick and 2027 first round pick

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BREAKING: Dallas #Cowboys have made another trade. They are acquiring defensive lineman Quinnen Williams from the #Jets in exchange for wide receiver Ryan Flournoy and a 2035 6th round pick

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Jaxson Dart, with tears in his eyes after losing his brother, sat alone in the dark visitors locker room after a soul crushing 38-20 loss to rival Eagles. Coach Daboll sits down next to him and rubs his thigh. “It’s okay, you still have me”, he says. Dart begins to sob #Giants

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@MedEakhanlall @idwpkwia8177 Dee

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I’m hearing that the #Giants will be trading for Jaylen Waddle. In return the #Dolphins will be receiving a package including Jalin Hyatt and 2-3 mid round picks. A hefty price for one of the better WRs in football

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@boxrOmar Dolphins brass believe Tua is the key to unlocking Hyatt

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@idwpkwia8177 My sources would disagree.

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https://t.co/FmQAKh08qN RB Breece Hall is in agreement with the OC.

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"We knew it was going to be tough sledding, but just got to do a better job of executing. Got to do a better job of giving 7 more time to process and throw the ball. I felt like he got hit too many times and that's got to be better from the O-line and the backs."

- Breece Hall

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#Jets OC Tanner Engstrand on Justin Fields’ performance yesterday “He has all the talent in the world, but I think there is still room to improve as a passer. I think he has a habit of getting rid of the ball too quick and we’re going to work on him being more patient”

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@djmmorgan They are planning on firing him tomorrow because they want to avoid any awkward situations on the team flight back to New York

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BREAKING: The New York #Jets are planning on firing head coach Aaron Glenn tomorrow. I am being told former Jets head coach Adam Gase is the front runner to fill in the vacancy