Dat Dude DT

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[Dat Dude DT @Dil_Tron]

[traffic stop]
"License?"
i left it at ur mom's house
"Come again?"
that's what she said
*calls dispatch*
"Officer gettin owned-send backup"

[Dat Dude DT @Dil_Tron]

ME: hey man why does ur camera only print ghost selfies?
DR: STOP X-RAYING YOUR PENIS
ME:[holding X-Ray up] haha this ghost has a tiny dick!

[Dat Dude DT @Dil_Tron]

@fro_vo thx fro:) https://t.co/lAF0ltXZkR

[Dat Dude DT @Dil_Tron]

[on a dinner date]
*causes 22 car accident with Hot Wheels collection*
"My mom is probably done cooking our dinner now"

[Dat Dude DT @Dil_Tron]

@HiddenPinky haha thanks Pinky

[☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @AnOrangeSNES]

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig rolled in the mud and then killed everyone because he was a demon.

[☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @AnOrangeSNES]

This is Bubbles the DJ Monkey and you're listening to guerrilla radio, rage on!

*Three minutes and twenty six seconds of monkey noises*

[Dat Dude DT @Dil_Tron]

@AnOrangeSNES thx capt :) https://t.co/PBEUSJbV12

[Dat Dude DT @Dil_Tron]

COP: throw your hands in the air!
HIP-COP: and wave them like you just dont care!
GULLIBLE COP: *waiving hands in the air like he dont care*

[Mayor P and 11 others retweeted 3 of your tweets. @punmagnate]

A banana in my pocket? No it's... *long drawn-out sigh* ... it's a very long and convoluted story. I am happy to see you tho

[Dat Dude DT @Dil_Tron]

@punmagnate happy bday big pun!

[Dat Dude DT @Dil_Tron]

@flashember haha thx beest

[Dat Dude DT @Dil_Tron]

@constantlyjosh you'd have to be pretty charming to pull both off

[Dat Dude DT @Dil_Tron]

@PorkUrPine hahaha

[Dat Dude DT @Dil_Tron]

@utofellatio hello it's good to be back :)

[the freaky franchise @jimmytorosian]

[about to be executed]

Me: I've got a bad feeling about this

[Proxi @Proxic0n]

SUBWAY GUY: you want you bread toasted

ME: yeah

SUBWAY GUY: okay *lights joint*

ME: wtf?

BREAD: pass that shit homie

[Proxi @Proxic0n]

ME: *presents dick* u ready to do sex

HER: that's all u got?

ME: Hold on *turns around* [Transformer noise] okay check it

HER: HOLY SHIT

[Dat Dude DT @Dil_Tron]

@MarlonBrandNO thx Marlon :) https://t.co/LipQJwAg5j
https://t.co/A0CCLAM0I6

[Dat Dude DT @Dil_Tron]

"Rick, why do all our kids look like Lil Jon?"
Honey, I...
*lowers stunna shades*
...Krunk'd the Kids
"WHHHHHHHAT?!"
YEEEEEAH!
"OHHHHKWAYY!"