Chris

Fretting in Atlanta (they or she idc)

[Chris @Dilettwat]

@TheFirstOkiro It's so baffling that even with paid logins to both @wowpresentsplus and @paramountplus, I can't watch new episodes of their own flagship show @RuPaulsDragRace 🙄 Why am I subscribed to both of these production companies but I can't see the big thing they're currently producing?

[Chris @Dilettwat]

Last night at 12:00, I cheered "Happy new year!," air-kissed a drag queen, and was driving home by 12:10.

I've never been more impressed with a group of drivers than all of us on I-285 at that moment. Every car was driving SOO carefully and politely. Go Team Made-It-To-Midnight!

[Chris @Dilettwat]

@ebonizzz @shirefolkfilms @guymrdth Yep! There are dozens of accents local to specific American cities, and even more that are considered geographically regional, so when a British actor does an "all-purpose American" accent, it feels similar to her pan-British-buffet accent here. Which is fine, it's a hard skill!

[Chris @Dilettwat]

@the_tweedy There are still folks working in the advertising division of that medicine company who feel fussy about Rupall's exclusion from the PharmaRusical

[Chris @Dilettwat]

Gwinnett cops are paid a $60 bonus every time they flick on their flashie-flashies for a few moments to run red lights during rush hour. It's super benign and reassuring every single time I watch it happen!

[Chris @Dilettwat]

@jon_bois The Future of Football is borne by humans like this, and it's great that they exist:

[James @JamesNotJamie1]

Following this illiterate guy on ig who decided to skateboard across america a couple weeks ago and left his house in LA w one change of clothes and no money expecting it to take like 2 weeks. He was so surprised when he found out the rocky mountains exist. Really good content

[Chris @Dilettwat]

@EvahDestruction I've been gleefully muttering the word BOUSICAL to myself for days 🤩

[Chris @Dilettwat]

@getplayedpod @heathercampbell As part of Get Anime'd "Loyal Listener Who Never Watches Along" club, this is how I'm imagining Uzumaki instead:

[The Meta-Author @metaauthor]

‘Shooting stars are actually shapeshifting carnivorous aliens repeatedly trying to get at all the human flesh but burning up in the atmosphere’ is canon to the Charlie & the Chocolate Factory universe

[Evah Destruction 👑 @EvahDestruction]

Atlanta, GA we’re taking over FUTURE this Friday 10/25 🤡🖤
Get your tickets from the link in my bio! 💋

[Chris @Dilettwat]

So aggravating that, of the local "not paid for by any candidate" billboards around my area, the Trump ones look nicer and read much more clearly than the frankly shitty Harris ones. I thought graphic design was OUR passion, c'mon 🙄

[Chris @Dilettwat]

Only four more days until Jimmy Carter can vote 🥹

[Chris @Dilettwat]

@blawlz19 We can go to World of Coke afterwards!

[Chris @Dilettwat]

@thedottecom Same quick-thinking-gal vibes as pulling your costume out of the sewing machine and straight onto your body as your track starts playing 🥹 Just-in-time queen serving homework cooked FRESH! 💖

[Chris @Dilettwat]

@blawlz19 I meeeean, on this season of Global All-Stars: RuPaul vs Editing, the central conceit is how RuPaul keeps making questionable comments and incorrect judging decisions, and then the editors make her, Kitty, and Kween come off as mean-girl monsters 🤷 I guess it's a novel twist!

[Chris @Dilettwat]

@clovis1931 @ToothandClawPod I've been listening for years, and I'm suddenly learning that black bears are actually squirrels??

[Chris @Dilettwat]

@SeanManagerCEO_ You can't DM me a boarding pass, and you don't need to contact me unless it's to give me my boarding pass. You NEED more employees at the Madrid checkin counter, you needed that an hour ago!

[Chris @Dilettwat]

@British_Airways Your checkin counter in Madrid, Spain is in meltdown. You need to immediately send over employees to help, because it's currently just one employee with over 100 people in line, and we've been waiting 45 minutes just to get boarding passes.

[Chris @Dilettwat]

@VriskaChat Unfortunately I have been singing this all morning, but I pledge to never sing it around my children or in public 😅

https://t.co/dZr22Xfjbi

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Professor OgleChee @NumeroUnoNegro]

Wsbtv posted a black child who was a victim as the shooter at first and now that they know they were wrong won't post the white boy's picture. Terrible media outlet. Hope yall burn for eternity.

[Chris @Dilettwat]

FREE* DRAG NAMES BY BIRTH YEAR

1962: Sissy Fuss
1971: Honey Nut
1977: Aquapella
1981: Odd Zen Ends
1984: Mary, Queen of THOTs
1986: Stevia
1991: Gore Jazz
1994: Trigger Finger
1998: Extra-Virgin Olive Gargoyle

(* I thought of these but didn't check to see if they're taken)