Dill Buckle

I make TikToks about stuff you probably didn’t ask about, but will definitely care about.

Up the Shrimps 🦐

[Dill Buckle @DillBuckle2002]

Inevitable really, a diamond in a pile of shit. Hopefully he can go on to fulfil his potential

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

Jack Nolan has informed the Club of his decision to pursue a new opportunity elsewhere ahead of the 2026/27 season.

We would like to thank Jack for his outstanding contribution during his time with the Shrimps and wish him every success for the future.

📄 https://t.co/LsCv56B81i

#UTS 🦐

[Dill Buckle @DillBuckle2002]

@ChorleyAwayDay Well if I saw something that is absolutely certain proclaimed 11 months before it happened then I’d bookmark it too

[Dill Buckle @DillBuckle2002]

We are going to absolutely WALK this league

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

Our newest Shrimp has arrived 🤝

We are delighted to welcome experienced full-back Cameron Coxe to the club on a two-year deal, subject to FA and National League approval.

📄 https://t.co/rCDdzejaov

#UTS 🦐

[Dill Buckle @DillBuckle2002]

Genuinely, who in their right mind would vote for these grifters. They just make it up as they go along 🤣

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Gent in t-shirt on Reform UK's policing targets, "Where are you going to get 30,000 police officers from?"

Robert Kenyon, "That's a problem for whoever is recruiting them"

*audience laugh*

[Dill Buckle @DillBuckle2002]

Been waiting for someone to post this. Hands down best scran I’ve ever had in a football ground. Got no shame in admitting I had 3 last time I went 😎

[Sports Scran @SportScran]

Spicy steak sandwich at Union Berlin @fcunion

🇩🇪 €3.50 (£3) ⚽️

[Holmesdale Road @holmesdale_road]

Palace realised a long time ago that English football needed something new.

To respect the old traditions & culture, but to know without change, football in this country in the stands was dead.

From Selhurst to Wembley & Leipzig, we’ve proved it time & again.

HF05 - 20 Years.

[DylsFootyRamble @WarraDyl]

Believe what you want I couldn’t give a shit, but what fucking wrongun goes to watch their team play in their first European final, in a lovely city like Leipzig and stands there making political statements and spreading hate? Sad sad fuckers.

[Dill Buckle @DillBuckle2002]

Absolutely loving the amount of Northern and Eastern teams

[Sky Sport @SkySportDE]

So sieht die 2. Liga für die Saison 2026/27 aus! 🇩🇪⚽️

#Sky2Bundesliga #2Bundesliga

[Dill Buckle @DillBuckle2002]

I would say they won’t be missed, if it was anyone other than Paderborn taking their place

[VfL Wolfsburg @VfL_Wolfsburg]

Das tut weh. Wir steigen aus der Bundesliga ab.

#SCPWOB

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Net migration to the UK fell to 171,000 from 331,000 in the year to December 2025 - the lowest point since 2012

[Dill Buckle @DillBuckle2002]

Just what they deserve. Nice to see the EFL putting their foot down for a change

[EFL Communications @EFL_Comms]

An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training.

In addition, the Club has received a four-point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table.

The effect of today’s order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play-Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick-off time to be confirmed.

📘 https://t.co/kGIhl4GksL

[Dill Buckle @DillBuckle2002]

This is absolutely wild btw. If Lok Leipzig don’t go up, their closest away day will be a 10 hour round trip to Verl 😭

[Fussballmafia.de @fussballmafiade]

Wenn Lok nicht aufsteigt, hat Hansa echt die Arschkarte gezogen…

📸: @die_falsche_9

[Dill Buckle @DillBuckle2002]

That is the first and last time I will ever watch Scottish football

[Dill Buckle @DillBuckle2002]

@songoo24 @MorecambeFCFeed @MorecambeFC Thanks for everything Yann. A true Morecambe legend ❤️🦐

[Dill Buckle @DillBuckle2002]

Football is just the fucking best man

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Hate it if you want but I think this is absolute class. Scottish football has captivated me like never before this season.

[Dill Buckle @DillBuckle2002]

@ConnaChahal Chuffin too right

[Dill Buckle @DillBuckle2002]

Not his biggest fan but he is absolutely spot on with this

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer says Nigel Farage is not "just a grifter, he is a chancer"

"He said Brexit would make us richer... wrong... he said it would reduce migration... wrong... he took Britain for a ride, and unlike the Tories, he just fled the scene"

[Dill Buckle @DillBuckle2002]

@Shrimps1000 @richardfallan I mean if your job was at stake, I’d argue that the players would want nothing more than to be contacted whilst on holiday

[Dill Buckle @DillBuckle2002]

Seriously where the fuck is this retained list

[Dill Buckle @DillBuckle2002]

@Shrimps1000 Well given their contracts all expire in a couple of weeks it kinda has to be sorted fairly soon