Devon Dill

🚂Purdue 2022🚂 Lambda Chi

[Devon Dill @DillDevon]

Damn bro took the L on that one

[Devon Dill @DillDevon]

@BootKreweMedia In a few years people are gonna be saying something crazy like Trey Hendrickson

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Noodle. He has been a constant source of joy for millions, by sharing his prediction for the day in the form of “bones, or no bones?” Yesterday, Noodle passed away peacefully at the age of 14. He was so loved by so many. It will now and forever be… a bones day. 15/10

[Devon Dill @DillDevon]

@abbygov

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

This is the last time every single one of you can do this...

RT if your team is undefeated this fall! 🙌🔥

[Devon Dill @DillDevon]

Fuck that I just woke up at 7am on a Saturday

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The average American uses their first curse word of the day at 10:54 AM

[Devon Dill @DillDevon]

I forget 80% of what goes in my ears, bear with me a little

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

Hi I’m a #Leo and I forget 89% of the things you told me, but I care…I promise.

[Devon Dill @DillDevon]

Who is this Eddie Munson dude and why is he all over my feed?

[Devon Dill @DillDevon]

Getting back to the gym after 2 months is waaayyyyy harder than I thought it’d be

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Unreal: @CoorsLight finds a genius way around the NFL rules that its players can’t be paid to interact with beer (such as touch the liquid to lips in an ad campaign).

Well done, @PatrickMahomes & @JacquelynKDahl.

[Devon Dill @DillDevon]

@PositivePurdue Doug Pruim was amazing. He made all of his lectures interesting and made every effort to connect with his students on a personal level, even two years later he would recognize and talk to me when I saw him around campus

[Devon Dill @DillDevon]

Especially when we all know that plumber worked harder to get there

[Lawrence King @lawrencekingyo]

There is nothing more ironic

Than an office worker on a $60k salary

Looking down on a plumber making $200k+ a year.

[Devon Dill @DillDevon]

@Nader723 @DillDevon I would literally die of happiness

[Devon Dill @DillDevon]

@DrJessieAllan When I was little, my mom (a veterinarian) took my stuffed gorilla to work to stitch up a tear on his head and bandaged it up, he stayed that way for years after but I loved it

[George Karlaftis III @TheGK3]

The next chapter begins… thank you Kansas City Chiefs!

[Devon Dill @DillDevon]

@Inkedmag 3 1/2 hours, pain tolerance wise I coulda kept going but my skin was pushing all the ink back out so had to schedule another session

[Devon Dill @DillDevon]

@Nader723 I’m going tackle at 16 and then either Olave or Williams at 19

[Devon Dill @DillDevon]

@bitsycs @HabitualBoiler Yeah Jake’s has been empty my whole time here, and now hotbox has moved as well. There was talk of building another high rise there which has scared a lot of businesses off

[Devon Dill @DillDevon]

@TheHippieFarmer @HabitualBoiler @boilermade @Vrose_27 Also nope. Started taking cards during COVID

[Devon Dill @DillDevon]

Twitter really just calling me out like this

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“u are what u eat” no wonder i’m never enough

[Devon Dill @DillDevon]

“Hey Devon did you know it’s supposed to snow on Friday?”
“Bruh WTF even the snow wants to leave Russia at this point”