Maggie Pendley Dill

Roll Tide

[Maggie Pendley Dill @DillMaggie]

This little baller turned 4 Saturday 😎

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Not now… but soon.

[Maggie Pendley Dill @DillMaggie]

@emmestkat THE BEST

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Creed knows 🇺🇸

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

*July 4th, 1776*

England: Just saying you’re independent doesn’t make it true.

Thomas Jefferson:

[Maggie Pendley Dill @DillMaggie]

No offense but If y’all finna be sharing “Covid 19 is in isolation due to being exposed to chuck norris” delete me.

[Maggie Pendley Dill @DillMaggie]

@CNR13 Im too damn old 😂

[Maggie Pendley Dill @DillMaggie]

Ima beat yalls asses into tomorrow

[Maggie Pendley Dill @DillMaggie]

Y’all know millennials are not the ones panic buying..all the cornmeal and flour are gone and ain’t none of us know how to use that.

[Maggie Pendley Dill @DillMaggie]

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[Maggie Pendley Dill @DillMaggie]

Merry Christmas! I treated myself into weighing one thousand pounds

[Maggie Pendley Dill @DillMaggie]

U Haul- so you just got your license aye? Cool. Well here’s the keys to this giant moving truck. There is a a hitch on the back of you want to hook your car up. God speed.

[Maggie Pendley Dill @DillMaggie]

Lol the guy in the old row t shirt with his Snapchat in his insta bio is not going to be the cole labrant to your child

[baylee Jordan @baaaaaylee]

You guys are smoking dick if you think flipping burgers deserves $15 an hour while EMT’s are out saving lives and only making $14. Sit down.

[BARNING HARD @IAMBARNINGHARD]

Auburn folks rushing to get that “War Eagle anyway..” tweet out

[Maggie Pendley Dill @DillMaggie]

I’m currently watching the new Aladdin with my 5yo and she is screaming at the guards on the T.V...”HE IS NOT A THEIF, HE IS A GOOD PERSON! HE HAS TO STEAL TO EAT! LEAVE HIM ALONE!” & and I’m dying 😂

[Maggie Pendley Dill @DillMaggie]

@emmestkat AMs FAVE!! She LOVES it lol

[madeline @taco_bellle]

i can’t believe y’all still bitch about babies crying in public. i don’t have kids but i started tuning that shit out at like age 12 because crying babies are kind of just an unavoidable fact of life? bc babies exist? and parents still need to go places even though they have one?