Uncle D

@h_millar33 is my partner in crime 🔥

[Uncle D @DillMod]

In South Dakota we don’t say, “Excuse me” we say “Ope” and I think that’s beautiful.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The next great Avenger (via ig:Sauce__Packet)

https://t.co/xpoFQS7itj

[Uncle D @DillMod]

Is the American flag still offensive or what? Asking for a friend

[Uncle D @DillMod]

So you praise Joe and the Dems for selecting a female running mate and say it’s brave and unheard of. But when McCain had Palin with him in ‘08... *crickets*

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Can’t believe Covid killed the Collinsworth slide... SON OF A BITCH

[RP @BreakinDownFilm]

*End Racism* on his shirt

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Oops.

[Uncle D @DillMod]

@CameronChildree @Pilgrimjacob Simp.

[Robbie Fox @RobbieBarstool]

I feel like we don’t put enough respect on Ratatouille’s name. That is one hell of a movie.

[S🏄🏽 @SHH0V0]

When you bark because you sense danger but your owner just shouts ‘SHUT THE FUCK UP’ so loud the neighbors hear it

[Jesse @Jessehart123]

school: closed
disney: closed
events: cancelled
small businesses: closed

Outback Steakhouse: “STAYK AND LOYBSTAH IS BAYCK! ONLY $16.99 HEEAH FOH A LEEMITED TOIYUM”

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Umm seems like maybe you should include this part in your tweet instead of contributing to mass hysteria

“Bergen County man with several underlying medical conditions, including emphysema, diabetes + hypertension,is NJ’s first coronavirus death, state officials said Tuesday.“

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

A one-year update from Alex:

[Barstool Sooners @OUBarstool]

Being a die hard Sooner is so fucking exhausting. No championships in 2 decades is excruciating for how close we’ve been numerous times

[cob @jacobthefrank]

“Texas is a liar sometimes”

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I’m in a massive game of chicken with chapstick. My lips are ridiculously chapped. I know the chapstick people want me to use chapstick so I get addicted and it makes my lips even more chapped. Hook me on it like a drug. Greatest scam ever. I won’t fall for it. #mentallytough

[Drunk America 🇺🇸 @drunkamerica]

Mans engine dies mid flight this is crazy!!

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Please excuse my dumb friend @KirkHerbstreit

I’m taking the home of the 🐐 @adamvinatieri THE @SDState @GoJacksSDSU

[Shenanigans @ShenanigansSF]

Oh....SO NOW it's ok to bet on sports....