Dragon Rider Dillance

lvl 33 | gaymer 🏳️‍🌈👾| inflatable lover | minor DNI 🔞 | makeup lover 💄 | Taken 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[Dragon Rider Dillance @DillanceVanity]

@ClownWorld That is 100% the right thing to do. You can’t trust people let alone dogs.

[AlphaBlade @alphablade__]

@PochitaPochitaP @BroYouWack Fortnite got a colab.
Overwatch got jackshit

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Well then, fuck you and your wife.

[Ben Skala @BenSkala46728]

@JWe9378 Consider this you cheap asshole. The IRS assumes a minimum 10% tip was given so the server was taxed on $61.27 of imaginary income. Minus your $9 means they had to pay to wait on your cheap ass.

[LeoKo85 @leoko8585]

@JWe9378 So the server making 2.13 an hr deserves that? Eat at home if you're not going to tip

[Visense @NoShimaFlow]

@nellyyqwq Must have been made by fraud domina and not by t he goated sym

[Zuffie @Zuffie_]

WHERE'S HIS BULGE HELLO

KING OF THE TUCK?

[Katya @katya_zamo]

If you are a quiet, even tempered, single, monogamy-inclined, independently wealthy music engineer named Diego over the age of 38 who is gay, stocky with a large butt, a low to voraciously high sex drive, fluency in spanish and italian, and looking to marry a bald drag queen named Katya i have found a suitable engagement ring if you would like to propose marriage. Deal breakers include: we cannot live in the same house, religious okay but no astrology, no hard drugs, no “fun drunks”. I am able to bring many wonderful things to the table (all subject to change without notice) and I will be ready to seriously date in approximately 18 months. My red flags include low to no relationship experience, unpredictable mood swings, substance abuse disorder, being bald, and wearing wigs for both business and pleasure. My green flags include an imitable joie de vivre, great teeth and my primary love language is physical touch followed by quality time (Tuesday, Friday and Saturday only please—absence makes the heart grow fonder) There is no chance in hell for children but pets are negotiable. Thank you. ♥️

[Dave Kratzy @Krtzyy]

Minecraft just did something I've been waiting on for OVER A DECADE!!!

You can now add friends and even invite them to your singleplayer worlds to play together!!

no server or realm needed

10/10 feature mojang

[TrishCrave @TrishCrave]

Trisha Paytas Calls Out James Charles After Public Crash out.

“I hate you, James Charles. You’re not contributing to society, the internet, or inspiring others. You’re a vile, disgusting human being, and you can’t even sing.”

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

I swear to God it's every year

[Vex @Z3RO_98]

@PlayOverwatch Wow 21 lootboxes and some fuckass weapon charms no one gives a shit about compared to chinas 10 free mythic skins

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

MAGA PASTOR Kevin Jones Who Wore Charlie Kirk’s “FREEDOM” Shirt In Sermon Arrested For Soliciting Minors.
West Virginia news confirms Pastor Kevin Curtis Jones of Summit Church in Elkins was arrested for soliciting a minor via computer and distributing child exploitation material, with charges filed recently.
NOT A DRAG QUEEN
NOT TRANSGENDER
NOT AN IMMIGRANT

[Mark 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸 @_mark]

@kid_riles Bidens only peaked for 2 weeks over 5. Trump is going on 2 months with no end.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Not to sound like a libtard extremist but I'd rather spend $500 million on putting 15,000 homeless veterans in homes than on bailing out Spirit Airlines from its 2nd bankruptcy.

[F A A R E E S 💫 🇵🇸 @MFaarees_]

This flag will get more likes than the Israeli flag.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

My coworker texted me on Teams:

“First deadline is very close. Email me immediately.”

There was no deadline.
There was no email.

That was a code.

“First deadline” means: Boss is approaching.
“Email” means: Stop what you’re doing. You’re being monitored.
“Excel” means: You’re safe.

My coworker mentioned “first deadline” and “email” on Teams.

I didn’t ask questions.
I didn’t text back.

I just closed all the open tabs on Chrome.

Then, right in front of my desk, there was my boss asking about a project report.

I had already submitted it, so he went back to open it from his side.

My coworker stared at me from the far end of the office. Then typed Excel.

When we met in the parking lot at the end of the day, he said quietly:

“Boss suspected you were not working and headed straight to your desk.”

He drove home without adding another word.

Neither did I.

Saving a coworker from a bad situation is better than being loyal to a boss.

[Callie Allie ✝️🇺🇲 @csimons3]

I got a Jimmy John's sandwich for dinner.

It cost $9.08

I gave the kid $10 and a dime, so I wouldn't get back a bunch of change.

But he gave me a bunch of change 🤦‍♀️

When I told him I should get back $1 and he can keep the 2 cents, he was so confused and asked the manager. Who told the kid he was right and I was wrong with a pretty condescending attitude 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

I actually thought maybe I was losing my mind for a moment. But nope! $10.10 - 9.08 is definitely 1.02 not .94

I just left it. An argument is not worth a few cents but holy goodness we have way too many idiots in charge 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[Overwatch Cavalry @OWCavalry]

New #Overwatch x Diablo Skin: Warlock Lifeweaver 🩸

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