LicenseToDill

A lot of people are scared to be corny but I was born on the cob

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The best response I’ve seen to AI anything has been, “why should i bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write”

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[beck @unrivaled]

gotta marry a new yorker so i can get dual citizenship to mamdanistan

[TABBY @verypalehipster]

If it happens at a Knicks game it will be the greatest moment in basketball and American history

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

I don’t want to argue about what hipster music was. It’s summer. I’ve got the yacht rock on

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

[orange™ @HorangelDavid]

Tu eres católico porque crees en Dios

Yo soy católico porque voy a participar en las cruzadas sagradas lideradas por el Papa León XIV contra las tiranías blasfemas tecnocraticas para acabar con la IA

[bbl septic shock @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Sweet bb softboi Jared McCain having his breakout moment with the Thunder just feels so wrong. Its like if Paddington lived on the death star

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

I support Chairman Wemby and the Socialist Republic of San Antonio against SGAdolph and the Oklahoman Fourth Reich.

[Victor Thembanyama @H0tWireMyHeart]

Has anybody called the Bron and Bronny duo 23andMe yet or am I a genius

[doomer @uncledoomer]

imagine seeing this and then immediately cracking open a domestic light beer

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’m so sick of people saying, “He can’t just DO THAT,” while we all watch him do it anyway.
Every. Fucking. Goddamn. Day.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

I don't know that words will ever be able to adequately express how insane it feels to sit at a desk and respond to trivial emails while the President of the United States threatens to destroy an entire civilization.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

day 38 of feeding Clairo peanut butter til she can sing like louis armstrong

[Tristan @AyoTristan]

Whoever running in 2028 better have a plan to turn these loans back off

[ᵃ @zidddiii]

Mexicans ate so bad when they made no mames like you can say no mames wey to anything fr

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

i do not "organize my files", i do not "put things in separate folders", i PUT EVERYTHING IN DOWNLOADS! and if i can't find it, i LOST IT!