Dillon Diddler

[Dillon Diddler @DillonDiddler13]

@harbubble

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@stixthekid87 Streets are NOT forgetting the Cubs traded Zyhir Hope to the Dodgers in exchange for Michael Busch only to use him as the main piece in a trade for Tarik Skubal

[Dillon Diddler @DillonDiddler13]

There’s a different feeling about pissing outside while you’re 6 drinks deep with the stars out. Quick land acknowledgment then claiming my territory.

[Dillon Diddler @DillonDiddler13]

@malzahns_vest A real man’s tinder is browsing used wedding dresses in my local area #CougarWatch #Rawr

[Dillon Diddler @DillonDiddler13]

@beau_chungus @malzahns_vest Dropping trou and hogging out sometimes may be the biggest power move on the board #MovingTheChains

[Dillon Diddler @DillonDiddler13]

@beau_chungus #FiletOFishDefender

[Benson @Miggysbat]

This entire Tarik Skubal saga makes me appreciate Miguel Cabrera even more.

Probably took slightly less than market value when Tigers extended his contract in 2014 simply because he wanted to stay in Detroit.

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@beau_chungus

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Got a little crazy (bread) on lil Caes earlier. I pride myself as a man of faith and I made a comment earlier that I would like to retract. I would like to clarify there is NO beef with Little Caesers myself, just the management of the Detroit Tigers.

[Dillon Diddler @DillonDiddler13]

We’re good Skub, Troy Melton is here.

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WE, YES WE ARE NEVER ORDERING LITTLE CAESERS AGAIN ‼️‼️@Chrisllitch, Fuck you!

[Dillon Diddler @DillonDiddler13]

@jimbothelife It ain’t much but it’s honest work

[Dillon Diddler @DillonDiddler13]

Hearing rumblings of Kenley Jansen being sent to the Washington Nationals to bolster the star-studded bullpen for a half-eaten Little Caesers slice and a 591mL flat bottle of Pepsi…. #HotStove #MLBTradeDeadline 👀👀

[Dillon Diddler @DillonDiddler13]

Anybody else aspire to be like Taysom Hill? Jack of all trades, master of none. #Versatility #ریاست_ہے_تو_سیاست_ہے

[Dillon Diddler @DillonDiddler13]

@malzahns_vest Line brawl with the kitchen staff 🔜, I know those hands are rated E for everybody

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Stimulating my primal instincts today by sliding around a grass infield larping as @javy23baez. I’ve never felt more free #GracefulGazelle #TouchGrassChud

[Dillon Diddler @DillonDiddler13]

@beau_chungus Almost had it, but get minter up and moving to close it out

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@harbubble #FunSponge

[Dillon Diddler @DillonDiddler13]

@stixthekid87 Is the cuck chair allowed?

[Dillon Diddler @DillonDiddler13]

@jimbothelife This. Can’t believe the utter disrespect and lack of brainwaves from some of these so called “experts”! The straw that broke the camels back for myself was the Tarik Skubal trade propaganda😅😅