Dillon🔋

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Spy Kids 3D - Game Over is the most goated movie of all

[Dillon🔋 @DillonMillon]

https://t.co/AnyFbdzJaU

I guess I kinda made ETA into a yaadt nommer?

[Shanghai Daily @shanghaidaily]

Erling Haaland just dropped a Walovi ad in China—and netizens say it's too catchy, too funny. When your striker doubles as a meme lord.

[Dillon🔋 @DillonMillon]

@fukrishlen ?

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

americans when they find out that world cup games go to a shootout after extra time

[San Yorch @Sanyorchv]

El abuelo de Haaland apoyando en el Noruega vs Suecia. Se parece más a Haaland que el propio Haaland. 🫂🇳🇴🇸🇪⚽

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I love that you can tell this was his idea

[Bafana Bafana @BafanaBafana]

The final Bafana Bafana 🇿🇦🔥 2026 FIFA World Cup squad is LOCKED IN! ⚽💛💚 From the safe hands in goal to the clinical forwards, these are the players who will represent South Africa on the global stage.

​#BafanaPride

@adidasfootball @adidasza @rexona_sa @standardbankza @10betza @freddyhirschsa @flysaa @castlelagersa @cocacolaza @sabcsport @nutritechfit @sociosdotcom @southernsungrp @honorAfrica

[Dillon🔋 @DillonMillon]

Did fred really post all his USB002 shows!?!?!

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

[boywife ⋆ ★ @jaeIeon]

jack of all trades master of everything

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

[mikan 🎲❗️ @1000_mikan]

#fIuent

[Dillon🔋 @DillonMillon]

So chronically online, I stumbled over the baker's tiktok that made his cake.

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

Wake up!! I hit double digits!! 🤫🤔

[mercedes 🎧ྀི @em0cancer]

ain’t this shit about soccer

[Egg @EggMcDoubles]

I love whatever is fucking wrong with them 😭

[Lacy @LacyHimself]

wtf is wrong with my neighbor

[Dillon🔋 @DillonMillon]

@fukrishlen W ADVICE! But I also on the cut 🥲

[Dillon🔋 @DillonMillon]

I'm about to start fibremaxxing. My gut microbiome is cooked.