Dillon Penicillin

Pretty fly for a reply guy

[Joe @hzjoe03]

The cinema is becoming insufferable. Every time I go there’s always someone who ruins it. I just went to see Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, and a woman on the same row as my family is on her phone. My mum politely asked if she could turn it off, “no I’m texting my daughter”. The cinema staff comes in to tell her to turn it off, “no in a minute”.

She then starts shouting at my family saying that we’re “embarrassing” her, and now everyone in the cinema is looking over at her. The shouting stops and for the next 20 minutes she keeps looking over at us, calling my mum and sister “slags” under her breath, to which we just ignore. Also, we saw her phone and she was on gambling apps and booking a flight???

I just don’t understand why people CHOOSE to pay for an opening night movie IN IMAX and then just sit there on their phone with max brightness??? Can y’all not survive 2 hours without technology? If not, DONT GO TO THE CINEMA

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

Are they big mac activated or do other burgers summon them too

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Australonuphis, commonly called Australian beach worms,

📹 tightlinezaus
https://t.co/tWjmNmUHUJ

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

The bald can happen to any of us brothers

[Shaun @LfcShaunjudge]

Arne Slot the last time Man Utd won the league...

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

Imagine leaving yourself this open and being surprised you got knocked clean in the face.

[Oliver Brown @oliverbrown_tel]

In a highly emotional interview, Angela Carini has just explained that she abandoned because she had never been punched so hard.

Imane Khelif said nothing. And this is the issue that the IOC’s Mark Adams suggested everyone should just ‘dial down’.

An absolute scandal

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

Is she just sponsored by parmesan in general?

[sarah @slothanova]

I need the people to know that olympic silver medalist giorgia villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and regularly posts pics of herself with giant wheels of cheese

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

Ah the good old cycle of: thing gets popular, wait, we now hate thing and hated it the whole time actually

[Coolness941 @Coolness941]

Was Ryan Reynolds always this annoying?

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

All he did was grab his shirt lol

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Levi Colwill putting James McClean down a peg is exactly what I want to see😍😂

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

You'll never sing that, You'll never sing thaaat

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool FC has been named as one of the top 10 most sustainable sports companies by Front Office Sports 🙌🔴

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

Bending over forwards to get the deal done

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

🚨 Bayern want €50 million for Matthijs de Ligt, but #mufc want to pay ass-ons as part of the structure, not €50 million guaranteed. De Ligt is still waiting on the move. [@FabrizioRomano]

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

Have my eyes stopped working

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The Simpsons are back at it again

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

"Ad-free streaming" brother thats what it was in the first place

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

Sounds like something the softest geezer would say

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Hardest Geezer unable to run to Euro final due to injury https://t.co/khdqplkUYC

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

Why do they never blink

[Mittens @JUSTcatmeme]

THIS ISN’T HAPPENING

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

@ParlKilkington1 Plays on the wing

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

Haha sounds a lot like u said apple pie and cheese there

[Carlos Estrada 🫶🏾✌🏽 @CTOTHELOS77]

Which weird food combo are you making illegal?

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

Crumb on England

[Walkers Crisps @walkers_crisps]

It's time! 👊

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

Fuck off

[Vulture @vulture]

The ‘Lost’ episodes you can safely ignore during your Netflix rewatch, as they lack character growth, mythology, plot development, or supernatural activity. https://t.co/8cSJKeNZ0Q

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

Buying a beatles t shirt to show mow much you hate the beatles

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

James McClean: before a balls been kicked england plot their route to the final.
*outrage*
England:

[Dillon Penicillin @DillonPenicilli]

I only snap my kitkat due to societal pressure