5 year plan:
-Study hard
-Become a meteorologist
-Get job a reputable news station
-Day 1 on the job... News anchor: “now to Karl with the weather”
Me: “I’m horny. Im so Horny all the time I don’t care about the weather I just got this job to be on the news to tell you I’m horny”
My roommate Charlie has been replacing the soy sauce in the soy sauce container with low sodium soy sauce because he thinks I won't notice but I do I DO NOTICE CHARLIE AND ITS AGGRAVATING. IT DOESNT TASTE THE SAME & IT ACTUALLY TASTES NOT AS GOOD AS THE REGULAR SOY SAUCE