Dil

[Dil @DillonSmith15]

Life is too fucking short for all the pleasantries, say what you mean and fuck off

[Dil @DillonSmith15]

My only regret in life is that my parents weren't hippies or gypsies

[Dil @DillonSmith15]

This is ten percent crunch
Twenty percent Bae
Fifteen percent calories you needed today
Five percent fiber
Fifty percent prime
And a hundred percent reason to get it all the time

[Katie 🍃 @kaptainsassy]

i miss my dad so fucking much

[Dil @DillonSmith15]

People are built different, we don't need to figure it out, we just need to accept it

[Dil @DillonSmith15]

Someday I'll change for you. Right now I'm just tryna get better.

[Dil @DillonSmith15]

Be the best friend you can be, and be as fun as you can. The people that matter will love you the most

[Dil @DillonSmith15]

Least favorite thing in the world:
Go:
Mine: getting blamed for something that wasn't my fault, then taking responsibility for it cuz you know the other person is going to be way more upset knowing it's their fault....

[Dil @DillonSmith15]

How you expect your flight to be when you see the pilot get on the plane with headphones on

[Dil @DillonSmith15]

The day you die is the day I feel bad for the ground

[Dil @DillonSmith15]

The great thing about having crazy close friends for most of your life is that there is no need to lie to them, so there is never a need to lie to yourself. So you don't end up 30 years old, sitting in a therapists office saying "I've never told anyone this, but....."

[Dil @DillonSmith15]

My mind be swimmin

[Dil @DillonSmith15]

There's 24 hours in a day. Is your 24 hours any different from mine? No, just what you do with it. Anyone can do anything, we all get 24 hours in a day. You CAN do it.

[Dil @DillonSmith15]

Who wants to sit around and talk about eminem lyrics all day w me

[Dil @DillonSmith15]

I'm Miserable and Shitty and Horrible. But I say what I say as I see it.

[Dil @DillonSmith15]

If you know someone that plays rocket league on the pc please put me in touch, I have questions

[Brandon Schoon @slimshadyschoon]

Hear me out:

Post game interviews, except its people who just got done mowing their yards.

[Dil @DillonSmith15]

Me doing something: "yanno what sounds fun? Literally anything else in the world"
Me doing literally anything else: "yanno what sounds really fun? Literally anything else in the world"

[Dil @DillonSmith15]

I ain't proud of all of it
But I'd do it all again
Cuz it's all been hella fun

[Dil @DillonSmith15]

There was this chill guy, he said you didn't seem that drunk. After a bottle, some beers and reeking like a skunk. I said I don't fall into that thing you call a funk. I'm more what you and them would call a punk.