Dillon Villhauer

Just a guy out being himself.

[Dillon Villhauer @DillonVill02]

Well today

[Dillon Villhauer @DillonVill02]

It’s hard to sleep when you know you’re going to pick up your best friend tomorrow..

[Dillon Villhauer @DillonVill02]

Today is the last day of your free trail month of 2018 if your resolution went to shit time to get after it harder.

[Dillon Villhauer @DillonVill02]

What happened to games of wiffleball in the back yard can we still do that. #setitup

[Dillon Villhauer @DillonVill02]

The only thing that’s real. I focus on the pain.

[Colter Wall @ColterWall]

Just Announced: Des Moines, IA - Mar 23 at Vaudeville Mews https://t.co/yQJ8VRp2NK

[Dillon Villhauer @DillonVill02]

If only there was a megacast for what goes through my head. I believe y’all would be thoroughly enjoyed.

[Busch Is Bae @buschisbae]

Time to cut toxic people from your life. If they won’t be there to drink Busch Light with you, you don’t need them.

[Dillon Villhauer @DillonVill02]

@QBusch22 You spelled Busch light and belly wrong.

[Dillon Villhauer @DillonVill02]

Can we yell Burn when we make fun of people again?

[Dillon Villhauer @DillonVill02]

Ron White thank you, and followers you’re welcome

[Dillon Villhauer @DillonVill02]

@QBusch22 Was it night out?

[Dillon Villhauer @DillonVill02]

Is it too late in the summer to tan my eggshell white thighs for the summer?

[Dillon Villhauer @DillonVill02]

Ya need a girl to stay up with ya til 4 but the same girl still best like to be in be at 7 haha

[Dillon Villhauer @DillonVill02]

Well darn it if I'm not him yet. I'll be him one day.

[Dillon Villhauer @DillonVill02]

Starting That 70's show from the beginning. Great decision Dillon I'm proud of you.

[Dillon Villhauer @DillonVill02]

What happened to where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Have we found her or what's the deal?

[Dillon Villhauer @DillonVill02]

@kileydonohoe Please take that back!

[Dillon Villhauer @DillonVill02]

I want to make your smile bigger than mine.

[Dillon Villhauer @DillonVill02]

One of our biggest flaws as humans is the fact that we don't sweat out the color of the Gatorade we drank yet. We should make that happen