Dillon Woelfel

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

@BritneyCyczim Hold up, pause at 0:06 and look at the mirror. What is that

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

@FloydKarvonen the silence at the beginning makes the rest of it so much louder

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

Yes you will catch me saying wallahi and other islamic phrases I literally don't even give a poop bruh. fuck all yalls religion on gubby bro the only good thing to come out of religion is the funny phrases

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

@LatiaFlaharty i went through 5 emotions in under 10 seconds watching this

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

- The current political landscape (in the USA) makes me want to pull my hair out, and justice for anything is so grand and means moving mountains.. which I used to have the energy for. It is horrifying, makes me lose hope, and I can’t wrap my head around any of it most day

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

@SonnyHedglpwqa am i wrong for thinking this would be better at half the length

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

@LenitaWoodbwbb The timeline needed this today and it delivered

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

궁금하다 불량연애2 나가노 이분은 옷이 이거 하나인가? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 매회마다 옷이 똑같누…

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

@SanoraAber9sfu this is hands down the best thing i've seen on x this month

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@EstefanaKe33h3 The ending literally made me whisper what just happened out loud

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

My family was chatting with my sister’s boyfriend the other day, and my mom was setting the stage for a funny story about how my sister passed the math section on the ACT. (I’ll call my sister ‘Sarah’.)

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

@GeorgettaSi0 there's definitely something hidden at 0:10 that everyone missed

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

@TamaraMeshew adding this to the permanent record of excellent internet moments...

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

捷運三寶：大聲講手機、占用博愛座、體味不管理，匯集一身、一次滿足。 旁邊大叔真的好委屈⋯

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

@DanetteBotcz is there a masterclass hidden somewhere because this talent is teachable right

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

@DennyHeimrkwb this is the most confusing 15 seconds i've ever experienced on this app

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

TWhe trail headhat's every man's favorite part of a nature hike?

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

@GiovanniYauch why is this the most relatable thing i've seen all week

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

@RoseliaSkoilqz Why is nobody mentioning the person walking past the window

[Dillon Woelfel @DillonWoellom5]

Jogging nalang kay dman kabalo @♏️icko @🦋