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I knew this would happen, and I'm still disappointed.

[ᴰⁱˡˡʸ @Dilly_Dumbass]

Pulling your dick out in Florida is like trying to tear a dead rat off of a glue trap

[rust rat @funnyhahabitch]

I need you to pack a lip and schluck my shit sloppy style

[rust rat @funnyhahabitch]

In the old west passing a kidney stone was called pissin’ iron

[rust rat @funnyhahabitch]

Bring my shit out come on

[rust rat @funnyhahabitch]

Honking at the drive thru

[rust rat @funnyhahabitch]

Take you to Europe? Bitch I’ve seen your pussy I think we got enough ancient grease right here😂

[rust rat @funnyhahabitch]

The Forbidden Experiment is to see if it’s possible to kill a human baby only by shooting it with Nerf guns

[Bobussy @iamthebobkat]

I needed @RecidivistUt power to help me pull 355 today that's the most I've ever done and I feel kinda good and strong and not like I wanna die super badly

[ᴰⁱˡˡʸ @Dilly_Dumbass]

I got a bloody nose for Valentines, what did you get

[rust rat @funnyhahabitch]

Like if yo bitch is crazy🤣😂😂

[ᴰⁱˡˡʸ @Dilly_Dumbass]

@garrettxjerome @iamthebobkat

[cumron @Ya_Boi_Cam357]

HOLY SHIT SANTA IS DEAD ON MY FRONT LAWN

[Bobussy @iamthebobkat]

Merry Christmas from your two least favorite riff slingers, @DerekorWhatever and I.

❤️

[Bobussy @iamthebobkat]

for the love of god if you play guitar in a band get a tuner pedal get a clip on tuner get a tuner pedal get a clip on tuner pedal get a fucking tuner your ears are fine only if you're a solo act your band all needs to be in tune get some kind of tuner I am begging you

[ᴰⁱˡˡʸ @Dilly_Dumbass]

@Ya_Boi_Cam357 LETS GOOOOOO

[ᴰⁱˡˡʸ @Dilly_Dumbass]

Was trying to play Skyrim on my Xbox and it kept crashing and my girlfriend said, "Can't you just play it on your phone?"

[rust rat @funnyhahabitch]

Scooby Doo porn games

[rust rat @funnyhahabitch]

Walking into work with a sore cock like “aye boss I think I’m gonna have to take it easy today”😂

[rust rat @funnyhahabitch]

I’m hornier than a two-dicked mule deer right now

[ᴰⁱˡˡʸ @Dilly_Dumbass]

You know you are in texas when they got razor wire around the fuckin K-Mart