Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody

Parody: Not the Premier of Nova Scotia. Serious tweets signed by ND.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Announcing Mööber!

Our moose-powered rideshare is an eco-friendly, sustainable alternative to cars. We’re training Nova Scotia’s moose population to carry passengers along rural roads and Halifax streets.

Had one too many wobbly pops? Missed the school bus? Call a Mööber!

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

@southends Yeah most women appear older anyway. That’s just being redundant. Thanks!

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

So let me get this straight. The story here is how two unauthorized, older women who happen to be recognizable award winning journalists were able to bypass security controls at a federally regulated $10 billion industrial site. Is that really the angle they’re going with? -ND

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

@paultaylor47 I haven’t heard the “my daddy” argument in a long while. -ND

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

@AMM40 We have an age 29 limit at most of our press conferences.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Affordable housing? Transparency? Environmental protections? Jobs?

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Introducing my official tartan kilt. Woven with my face, stitched with my vision, and priced at $499.99 because I refuse to let affordability interfere with innovation.

Other premiers simply build a legacy. I put mine on your arse. You're welcome.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

@lil_caesar69 To be fair, I barely graced the floor of the Legislature this year so 75% of my time was limited to begin with .

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

I wish the media would stop finding out what we’re up to especially when it’s about us preventing the public from finding out what we’re up to.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Played hide the ironing board this week. I lost because I don’t know what an ironing board looks like.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

I’d buy and give away so much merch.

[CTV News Atlantic @CTVAtlantic]

One Atlantic region economy needed to save 'burning platform,' ex-N. B. premier says https://t.co/2dkzJCPEN8

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

So with all that Nova Scotia Guard merch nobody bothered to save me a ball cap ferfucksakes.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

She totally believes me. #nspoli

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Cash deal too.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Electric vehicle owners are gonna pay one way or the other. The bicycle crowd? You’re next.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

My government is committed to affordable housing.

That's why we're encouraging every Nova Scotian to install a mini AI data centre in their living room. It’ll heat your home. It’ll need 50 kW/hr. It’ll tell you where your family can sleep.

The future of housing has arrived!

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Proud to welcome @AirCanada to the MacKay Bridge as our first corporate sponsor.

Making sure Nova Scotians never confuse public service with a pleasant experience.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Marco MacLeod has stepped down so he can learn and grow. I’ve stepped back into the Minster of Energy role because apparently the only thing this government knows how to generate reliably is another cabinet vacancy FFS. #nspoli

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

My government’s research scientists have estimated that 431,328,552 people have had sex at least one time to MC Hammer’s Have You Seen Her? In case you want to know our priorities and stuff.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

RIP Dolly Parton.

People forget she invented the microwave after getting tired of waiting for casseroles. Up until 1985 she ran a four minute mile.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

We’re not firing Marco. We’re just remixing the cabinet.

[Frank Magazine NS @Frank_Mag_NS]

Even as Marco MacLeod grovels for his past sluts’n’hoes rap lyrics and endures a sustained media bollocking and calls for his resignation — comes an ominous sign: Premier Tim Houston may be preparing to pull the plug on his embattled energy minister… (story link in replies)