Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody

Parody: Not the Premier of Nova Scotia. Serious tweets signed by ND.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Announcing Mööber!

Our moose-powered rideshare is an eco-friendly, sustainable alternative to cars. We’re training Nova Scotia’s moose population to carry passengers along rural roads and Halifax streets.

Had one too many wobbly pops? Missed the school bus? Call a Mööber!

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

This platform is a negative dumpster fire. The spirit of what made Twitter great is long gone. I will not contribute to this site. I’ll be on BlueSky exclusively from here on out. Come on over there if I make you laugh.

https://t.co/L54SdXvhkT

-ND

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Vamooses it is!

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Breaking: we finally confirmed moose are “naturally all-terrain” and therefore infrastructure.

Our newly commandeered fleet of Cape Breton moose took to the streets tonight. What’s a great name for my new fleet of moose plows? #nsstorm

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Breaking: we finally confirmed moose are “naturally all-terrain” and therefore infrastructure.

Our newly commandeered fleet of Cape Breton moose took to the streets tonight. What’s a great name for my new fleet of moose plows? #nsstorm

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

@Monaliu617 Neither is appropriate.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

The NS Auditor General says our Need a Family Practice Registry’s KPI is misleading. I prefer the term strategically optimistic. Plus we didn’t lower access to care. We just lowered the standard for counting it.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

@Monaliu617 Is it appropriate for accountants to manage healthcare statistics? -ND

[Mona liu, CPA, CMA @Monaliu617]

@DimHouston My accounting friend who lead NSH data analysis team created a new category (a new status) to reclass people from waiting list to the new category. The waiting list dropped quickly.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Finally a photo of the Barrington Street pothole fire.

[Nicole Gnazdowsky @NicoGnaz]

Before you lose power because it’s raining, and @nspowerinc creates some kind of excuse that really doesn’t make sense, and you wonder why @nsgov let’s this go on … read this 🧵(bare with me, it’s long but important). #nspoli 1/

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

We don’t see the value of the federal gun buyback program. Nova Scotia has enough trouble regulating when you can burn leaves, how tall your grass is, and whether your chicken feels residential enough. We WILL have to buyback your toasters for NS Power grid stability.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

As both Premier and Minister of Energy, I’ve asked Nova Scotia Power to start doing land acknowledgements to blown transformers and fallen poles. #nsstorm

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

@NateTWN @Uisque73 @weathernetwork Nathan what’s the chances you can help us wish the bad weather away? I’m a big fan of wishes.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

This is a reminder that unlicensed cannabis operations draw enormous amounts of power. #nsstorm

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Nova Scotians must conserve electricity so Nova Scotia Power has enough left to lose later. They’re asking families to sit in the dark emotionally first, to ease the transition.

#nsstorm

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

These lows are perfectly normal. Both are seldom shaped exactly alike. #nsstorm

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

@DanielleLatour8 Yes. I’m Troubles.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

I’m announcing the Nova Scotia Board of Donair.

Cost of entry is to simply eat a full jumbo donair while standing outside in February wearing a tartan. No napkins.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

I would ask celebrities like Chelsea Handler to refrain from criticizing Nova Scotia unless they’ve personally experienced our famous 9-hour ER wait times or the emotional journey of realizing Halifax is not, in fact, Toronto.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

@Stephenfoote If you didn’t smoke a joint, did you really have a proper donair?

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Who turned the power off in Halifax? FFS I want a donair.