Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody

Parody: Not the Premier of Nova Scotia. Serious tweets signed by ND.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Announcing Mööber!

Our moose-powered rideshare is an eco-friendly, sustainable alternative to cars. We’re training Nova Scotia’s moose population to carry passengers along rural roads and Halifax streets.

Had one too many wobbly pops? Missed the school bus? Call a Mööber!

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Now that I’ve saved public education, I’m winding down watching Book Club. Candice Bergen. Mary Steenburgen. Lots of Bergen’s or Burgens’. Plus Diane Keaton and Jane Fonda so I’m a big fan of this shit.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Timbits worked!

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

We've made three offers. CUPE won't accept any of them. It would be easier if they just agreed with us. I'm personally attending negotiations tonight.

If necessary, we'll make a fourth offer. Same money, different font. And we will bring Timbits this time.

#Leadership

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

The future of public education starts right here in Nova Scotia.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

“Roads? Where you’re going, you don't need roads.”

RIP Patrick Stewart #StarWars

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Look @DaveRitcey. We don’t want small businesses building more grow ops and who the hell is Ed?

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

@southends Yeah most women appear older anyway. That’s just being redundant. Thanks!

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

So let me get this straight. The story here is how two unauthorized, older women who happen to be recognizable award winning journalists were able to bypass security controls at a federally regulated $10 billion industrial site. Is that really the angle they’re going with? -ND

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

@paultaylor47 I haven’t heard the “my daddy” argument in a long while. -ND

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

@AMM40 We have an age 29 limit at most of our press conferences.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Affordable housing? Transparency? Environmental protections? Jobs?

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Introducing my official tartan kilt. Woven with my face, stitched with my vision, and priced at $499.99 because I refuse to let affordability interfere with innovation.

Other premiers simply build a legacy. I put mine on your arse. You're welcome.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

@lil_caesar69 To be fair, I barely graced the floor of the Legislature this year so 75% of my time was limited to begin with .

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

I wish the media would stop finding out what we’re up to especially when it’s about us preventing the public from finding out what we’re up to.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Played hide the ironing board this week. I lost because I don’t know what an ironing board looks like.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

I’d buy and give away so much merch.

[CTV News Atlantic @CTVAtlantic]

One Atlantic region economy needed to save 'burning platform,' ex-N. B. premier says https://t.co/2dkzJCPEN8

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

So with all that Nova Scotia Guard merch nobody bothered to save me a ball cap ferfucksakes.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

She totally believes me. #nspoli

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Cash deal too.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Electric vehicle owners are gonna pay one way or the other. The bicycle crowd? You’re next.