TheIdiotCwcan

christian man, single, early 20s. who are you to judge, you furry freak.

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

crushed ice is better than ice cubes and i'm tired of pretending that's not the case

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

i'd fuck auroraficent till i've got no pp left to give

[Classic arts & Wallpapers 🥷 @Classisco123]

Disney princess face swapped with the villain, who has it worst?

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

no i've never been in a floridian theme park

[Ben 🎨🎶✝️🧀 @BenAGoodLife]

My definition of "visited" is "done something in other than drive/ride, stop for gas/food or sleep in a hotel". I've got 42 states to go!

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

"impossible to watch" means it's readily available on DVD.
also directors can do whatever the fuck they want on their own movies.

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

I love George but let’s not forget he’s also the one who made it impossible to watch the original Star Wars movies without random 90s era CGI smeared all over the screen and also basically erased several actors’ contribution to the series by replacing them with prequel actors

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

@Romans8Shaman tyrant lizard "semen retention" king

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

people see a character who lies by technicality all the time and get upset when they see him lie by technicality

[Robb Allen @ItsRobbAllen]

Dude literally carried R2D2 around with him everywhere he went during the Clone wars and has the audacity to say this to him.

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

one of my better artpieces tbh

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

gem

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

"Gigachad, what if James Baxter animated rule 34? Wouldn't that be so awesomesauce?"
"G-g-goyslop---"

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

be the american the japanese think you are

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

@LizCalibra dread

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

@froakie44 lettuce is a very light treat, the epitome of foidchow. manslop typically veers away from such ingredients

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

lettuce on burgers and phillies are a plot by Big Foid to make girl salads more palatable to men

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

every time i see a friend of mine ruining his or her life i feel unescapeable sorrow, as if i was the one who caused that ruin

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

i got the replacement nib for my drawing tablet's pen

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

@froakie44 thats the nicest thing anyone's ever fake-said to me. i'm logging off forever

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

@froakie44 joe chip didn't make the joke yet so i had to okay

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

@froakie44 "are you sure about the little part"

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

how '90s pastors thought pokemon would make kids act like:

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

@froakie44 i would agree but we obviously know that all of this is of no importance because pokemon makes people evil, as 1990s southern baptist pastors informed us all

[TheIdiotCwcan @DimIdiot]

@astralphen good taste