Count_Dante

Master of Dim Mak, leader of the Black Dragon Fighting Society, responsible for the Chicago Dojo Wars, and deadliest man alive.

[Count_Dante @Dim_Mak_Master]

@DiscussingFilm I'd tap that. Probably obliterate my boner though.

[Count_Dante @Dim_Mak_Master]

That @TheBrianShapiro fella' is the type of dude who uses being a male feminist to lure women in, then turns into a total creep once their guard is down. He's gotta' real sneaky fucker, rapey vibe. Something about that bottom only half beard and dorky newsie cap just feels off.

[Count_Dante @Dim_Mak_Master]

@HasanabiProd A stinky gay boy influencer and a commie gay boy influencer beefing with each other is pique 2026 internet. I'm here for it.

[Count_Dante @Dim_Mak_Master]

I once ate two 8oz bags of gummies right before boarding a flight to Thailand. Tried sneaking them in my luggage but saw airport cops with a cute sniffer dog. Panicked and downed both bags. Oh boy. I was also the only white guy on a plane full of Chinese passengers. That 18-hour flight was wild.

[Count_Dante @Dim_Mak_Master]

To all of you atheists out there. If God doesn't exist, then why did he bless me with being the ultimate master of the deadly are of Dim Mak? Answer that you retards.

[Count_Dante @Dim_Mak_Master]

@SGTWipper1Each That's not true. You can still have butt sex with other dudes.

[Count_Dante @Dim_Mak_Master]

@IhaveUneed @AlexPolmer You spelled the word "fucked" with a "ph". I think you're the gay guy everyone should bully.

[Count_Dante @Dim_Mak_Master]

@rap3dbyr3ality You voted for Kamala Harris didn't you?

[Count_Dante @Dim_Mak_Master]

@hasanthehun Just dip bro, bounce out of the USA asap. Roy Singham might have a room for you at his pad in China. Also, you literally kick pads like a retarded ten year old at his first day of karate lessons while wearing socks.

[Count_Dante @Dim_Mak_Master]

@Govindtwtt So don't ask AI when you can just ask AI?

[Count_Dante @Dim_Mak_Master]

@Valkyri1787 @Docneuroeo It's not haunting, it's retarded.

[Count_Dante @Dim_Mak_Master]

@BGatesIsaPyscho I can tell you exactly what they are! AI ya' dingus!

[Count_Dante @Dim_Mak_Master]

@Teslimatttt Because she's not hot.

[Count_Dante @Dim_Mak_Master]

@RockFarmer5 With nostalgia goggles removed the entirety of the trilogy looks like shit.

[Count_Dante @Dim_Mak_Master]

@RyanMcKinnell This is a weird way to say you suffer from a testosterone deficiency.