Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody)

Ex-prez. Ex-prime. Ex-pired. Ex-pedient but ex-pendable Putin puppet. Ex-cruciating Kremlin jester. Mr. Bean look-alike. In short: I am a parody!🤡

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

Above the mantelpiece: My badges of honor. Big fish, small fish, in the order encountered (for want of knowing the order received).

Disclaimer: As a firm believer in _responsible_ free speech, I’ve never blocked anyone who didn’t block me first.

Nice collection, right?🤡

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

A tactical concession doesn’t hurt. Can easily be retracted. But make no mistake: invading 🇵🇱, 🇫🇮, 🇷🇴 & the Baltic states per our pact w. Hitler was ofc dandy. Same as 🇲🇩, 🇬🇪 & 🇺🇦 later on. Cause all those peoples really longed to be ruled by us, right?🤡

https://t.co/pcnL6MvJLC

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Soviet invasions of Hungary and Czechoslovakia were wrong, Putin says https://t.co/hjHZrzEgDM

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

@mtracey We Razis love it when our Tankies reveal their complete absence of anything worth calling wit. The only thing we want & expect is complete loyalty.🤡

https://t.co/RHhTSyI9hh

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

Wow, such a bold political statement for the US Open not to display the flags of players from Russia and Belarus. The war in Ukraine will definitely end now

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

@mtracey Well, Mikey dear: Everyone in his or her proper mind knows this based on harder facts than those cited by Bush. It’s hardly rocket science, you know.🤡

https://t.co/WqGEt0h9Tk

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

George W. Bush, speaking to an audience in Kyiv, says NATO had nothing to do with Putin's decision to invade Ukraine; Bush claims to know this because he has "looked in Putin's eyes and seen his soul." And also because one time Putin told him his dog was bigger than Bush's dog

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

@runews @washingtonpost @elonmusk Right! To be sure, you’re one of our verified Tankies!🤡

https://t.co/TNaJujEqNU

[Russian Market @runews]

Hey @washingtonpost

Stop spreading fake news about me. I've been verified since 2016, not just months ago. Check your facts!

Speaking of journalism, @elonmusk is right; we need to discuss the tragic loss of lives in order to prevent further losses. https://t.co/RIwX7KMqGA

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

@runews Hmm. Why are our Tankies so devoid of anything worth calling humor.🤔🙄🤡

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

@Dpol_un https://t.co/q17lLRVgTA

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

My dear Mr. Chives:

Why ask such a stupid question. If you were an honest journalist doing honest work, you wouldn’t be in Russia since we Razis wouldn’t allow it.

And since you’re actually there, you aren’t an honest journalist doing honest work.🤡

https://t.co/Ek9S49p2t4

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

My dear Mr. Chives:

Why ask such a stupid question. If you were an honest journalist doing honest work, you wouldn’t be in Russia since we Razis wouldn’t allow it.

And since you’re actually there, you aren’t an honest journalist doing honest work.🤡

https://t.co/Ek9S49p2t4

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

@BowesChay My dear Mr. Chives:

Why ask such a stupid question. If you were an honest journalist doing honest work, you wouldn’t be in Russia since we Razis wouldn’t allow it.

And since you’re actually there, you aren’t an honest journalist doing honest work.🤡

https://t.co/Ek9S49p2t4

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

@tassagency_en It’s reassuring that we’ve observers in place to make sure people vote the way we want them to.🤡

https://t.co/suRHrELe2S

[TASS @tassagency_en]

Voting began normally in the Russian capital on Friday, with observers being present in all polling stations, said Vadim Kovalev, head of the Public Headquarters for Election Monitoring in Moscow:
https://t.co/qAw9qwLhex

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

@SithGayLavrov @MedvedevRussiaE Am temporarily indisposed. So you’ve got to settle for puke, puke, puke.🤡

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

@tassagency_en My dear TASS agency: Could you please explain your choice of illustration for this story?🤔🤣🤡

https://t.co/ttRkS6z6Vt

[TASS @tassagency_en]

A ceremony to float out an advanced submarine fitted with tactical nuclear weapons was held in North Korea, the Voice of Korea radio station reported:
https://t.co/eBZxzYCJCU

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

@tassagency_en The problem, my dear Vladimir Vladimirovich, is that no one believes the BS we Razis are trying to feed them. 🇺🇦s know their government isn’t “Banderite monsters”. They are also fully aware that we’re out to destroy them, not just their government.🤡

https://t.co/ZTRk6jW2lY

[TASS @tassagency_en]

Russia is fighting not against the Ukrainian people but against the Banderite monsters and their ilk as it pushes ahead with the special military operation, Russian President Vladimir Putin said at a meeting of Russia’s Victory organizing committee:
https://t.co/5taE9yPHdc

[Volodymyr Yermolenko @yermolenko_v]

Ukrainians who lived through Russian occupation or escaped from Russian-occupied territories of Ukraine tell us some repetitive stories. Some clear patterns.

1. Often people are not allowed to leave their villages. Supplies (incl. food supplies) are often cut 1/6

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Any questions?

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

@SniperFella @Muromec7Il @SithGayLavrov @RusEmbAUS @MmmV85103565 @visegrad24 @ramus87831655 @BadBalticTakes @PutinsDouble @DispleasedPutin @putinacoffin @DarthLavrov @RussianEmbFin @RuEmbNorway @WahmbulanceF @DarthMedvedevF2 @Darth_Medvedev @DarthPrigoznCIA @StopPutinWars @SovEmbSwe @BeRuzzia @UN Well it seems that the great general Alexander Suvorov has left the battlefield at long last. Another indelible Vatnik bites the dust.😢🤡

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

@Muromec7Il @RussianEmbFin @socialbruxist @fellaraktar @SniperFella @SithGayLavrov @RusEmbAUS @MmmV85103565 @visegrad24 @ramus87831655 @BadBalticTakes @PutinsDouble @DispleasedPutin @putinacoffin @DarthLavrov @RuEmbNorway @WahmbulanceF @DarthMedvedevF2 @Darth_Medvedev @DarthPrigoznCIA @StopPutinWars @SovEmbSwe @BeRuzzia @UN Why puzzled! Blocking is SOP among our Vatniks & Tankies!🤡

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

@Muromec7Il @socialbruxist @RussianEmbFin @SniperFella @SithGayLavrov @RusEmbAUS @MmmV85103565 @visegrad24 @ramus87831655 @BadBalticTakes @PutinsDouble @DispleasedPutin @putinacoffin @DarthLavrov @RuEmbNorway @WahmbulanceF @DarthMedvedevF2 @Darth_Medvedev @DarthPrigoznCIA @StopPutinWars @SovEmbSwe @BeRuzzia @UN One thing our Vatniks & Tankies are actually good at is to conclusively prove that Razi propaganda is based on anecdotal evidence.🤡

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

@Muromec7Il @RussianEmbFin @socialbruxist @fellaraktar @SniperFella @SithGayLavrov @RusEmbAUS @MmmV85103565 @visegrad24 @ramus87831655 @BadBalticTakes @PutinsDouble @DispleasedPutin @putinacoffin @DarthLavrov @RuEmbNorway @WahmbulanceF @DarthMedvedevF2 @Darth_Medvedev @DarthPrigoznCIA @StopPutinWars @SovEmbSwe @BeRuzzia @UN Another one! What a coincidence!🤡

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

@RussianEmbFin @Muromec7Il @socialbruxist @SniperFella @SithGayLavrov @RusEmbAUS @MmmV85103565 @visegrad24 @ramus87831655 @BadBalticTakes @PutinsDouble @DispleasedPutin @putinacoffin @DarthLavrov @RuEmbNorway @WahmbulanceF @DarthMedvedevF2 @Darth_Medvedev @DarthPrigoznCIA @StopPutinWars @SovEmbSwe @BeRuzzia @UN Hmm. Not sure additional training would actually help. But admit that some of our keyboard Vatniks & Tankies are hard to beat for entertainment value.🤡

[Dimwitty Medvedev (Parody) @Dim_Medvedev]

@petrenko_ua @SniperFella @Muromec7Il @SithGayLavrov @RusEmbAUS @MmmV85103565 @visegrad24 @ramus87831655 @BadBalticTakes @PutinsDouble @DispleasedPutin @putinacoffin @DarthLavrov @RussianEmbFin @RuEmbNorway @WahmbulanceF @DarthMedvedevF2 @Darth_Medvedev @DarthPrigoznCIA @StopPutinWars @SovEmbSwe @BeRuzzia @UN Exactly! And we didn’t steal the name Russia from Kyiv until much later.🤡