@PizzaExpress Half the amount of toppings. Check.
Maybe part of an 8th of onion. Check.
Tomato right to the edge. Check.
Barely any cheese. Check.
Middle empty. Check.
ยฃ18. Check.
My face: Priceless.
@PizzaExpress What on Earth do you call this...? I'd call it borderline false advertising. This is not what I expected to arrive at my door after ordering... ยฃ18 for this (including delivery) is scandalous. What's in the middle...? OH... Nothing.