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[AK @Kearnsy1906]

God help him if they find out his da calls himself MCFC World on Twitter.

[Mike “the hammer” Blunts @BluntsMike]

Doomscrolling on Twitter instead of reels is the modern day equivalent to reading

[g⚡️⚽️ @outroparadiise]

i’d like to be a fly on the wall at the england camp rn LMAO

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Man City lied about 900 million pounds?! Forget relegation…Burn the club down

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Man City generated 114 charges from 115(xG)

[dan 🪩 CW: Gintama #NewcastleAreBack @T3QUILASUNS3T_]

“Tonali”

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

That alert scared the shit out of me, just knocked over the disposable BBQ and now the garden's gone up in flames

[Akira ⚚ @TalbiWaves]

this Burnham run

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[Chaz 🫧 @chazwhu98]

Shitting myself that I’m getting an England call up tomorrow I’ve not got enough annual leave left

[𑣲 @trentnashun]

trent and jude driving fede to the hospital

[Cian ☘️🇾🇪 @Cian_McGivern]

Matt Le Tissiers wife lying next to him telling him to go to sleep while he argues with an AI bot

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

A decade later, the team in 3rd may be relegated to the championship; the team in 1st may be relegated from the Championship; and Arsenal will still be second.

[CDT @CDT416_]

Why do the greats keep forcing me to return to that hellhole they call Wireless💔💔💔

[joe 🧬 @joeg03_]

Never clicked the £5 ticket protection quicker in my life, respectfully if Kanye cancels im not paying £150 to watch Swarmz

[Irah @imfootballmad]

He basically ran from Manchester to Wigan in under an hour. That’s nearly faster than the train

@northernassist pattern up fam.

[‘ @SherzCapone00]

The whole country is behind you

[Wost🕷️ @mosthiphop]

Tell her Drake still ain’t fell off

[, @_mb188]

Desmond 2:2