Dimitri

World renowned philanthropist and charity organizer

[Dimitri @DimitriSZgonis]

The new kickoff format absolutely stinks

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I can’t believe @TheEllenShow is going off the air!!!

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Studies show that incentivizing a corporate workforce with benefits bonuses and perks is highly overrated. A mundane environment with outdated systems and procedures is much more effective in creating low growth. Employees will be too exhausted and frustrated to quit or move on.

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Tweet tweet… breaking news @elonmusk will be sending a submarine carrying @POTUS @DonaldJTrumpJr and @HootieTweets to the marianas trench in search of missing gold treasure.

You heard it hear first! This is reportedly inspired by Avatar 2. #facts #BreakingNews

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Met gala… such great bodies… so much plastic surgery … pro con chart slightly out of wack

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Remember, every great diet starts by going to the store and buying a bunch of food.

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@MollyJongFast We know...

[Will Brinson @WillBrinson]

Fauci finally flattened the curve

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can you get phat eating many quesadillas?

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Because of covid-19 and quarantine, I decided to change my outlook and start being nice to people for once... I didn't love it and will be going back to my cynical self

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@SadlerVaden 11 days.... if you don’t die after the 7th ur supposed to survive

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Video gaming is not a sport and it never will be

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@SadlerVaden @oasis Fookin bollocks mate

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@_OT__ I get a little teary at landslide every time

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@KaceyMusgraves Yea

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@skrillex_dorito Wat about when they drink an iced beverage (usually a caramel macchiato w/ extra sugar n whip cream) n proceed to crunch every ice chip when done slurping and they look at you like ur the arse for askin them to stop it’s 8am on a Monday Karen !!!!

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@skrillex_dorito Yes for sure

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@GMA @CountryMusic owned by @ABC which is owned by @Disney which owns the whole lot including @espn Keep mind of the brainwash #conspiracy

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@luisjgomez TI is a mofo

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In a new segment, we’re calling this pet peeves, I’ll share one of my strangest: BAR SOAP.... ewwww. The texture is bad and it always get dirty with other ppl dirt. Don’t get me wrong I’ll use it but given the choice....i