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#Malvado

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

Maybe i am too woke 🤷🏻‍♀️ but I'm actually glad birth rates are declining. Not because children are a burden, but because more people are finally realising they're not fit to be parents and that's a far kinder decision than bringing a child into a life they're not prepared for.

[يتقن @Dimitri_Malvado]

You’re spiking my cortisol & disrupting my creative process…..

[يتقن @Dimitri_Malvado]

Being a video vixen in a rapper’s music video is 3 bodies

[يتقن @Dimitri_Malvado]

Doing a “pop the balloon” video is 8 bodies

[يتقن @Dimitri_Malvado]

Appearing on a nigga’s stream is 5 bodies

[BLËUSKI @BleuCapone]

Today is blood n*ggas Super Bowl at the Verzuz

[يتقن @Dimitri_Malvado]

Vintage tees are the exception of course

[يتقن @Dimitri_Malvado]

Came to this realization at 14

[ヒューゴ @klarnic_debt]

I just think at a certain point as an adult you need to not wear shirts with text or images on them

[ヒューゴ @klarnic_debt]

I just think at a certain point as an adult you need to not wear shirts with text or images on them

[يتقن @Dimitri_Malvado]

When tf was a video game apart of the rollout wtf. It was already peak rollout but if this came out during that era then nahhh it actually takes the cake

[garçon @boymolish]

No rollout will ever top Because The Internet

[يتقن @Dimitri_Malvado]

I should be at the Nocta Manor rn :/

[Joe Lampton @joelampton_]

Imagine being so stupid

That you sit all day long and complain about what's happening in the world, the government, your boss

When you can get money and just move wherever the fuck you want on the globe and just live whatever lifestyle you choose

Solution to everything - CASH

[يتقن @Dimitri_Malvado]

Why no one tell me about this

[Andrew J. Salazar @AndrewJ626]

Just saw LA LA LAND at the Griffith Observatory for its 10th Anniversary 🤧

[BONESAW 🕊️ @BonesawMD]

To attract the highest quality friends and relationships: Not only must you learn to get comfortable in solitude, you must learn to genuinely love it.

[Joe Lampton @joelampton_]

Humble women are the biggest hoes

A humble woman is generally polite, respectful and naive. Talks to anyone, respects any male presence, doesn't know how to be rude and push men away. Thinks every loser is "a G". Impressed by average dudes, overestimating their level. You send her home with an Uber, might laugh and get attracted to that driver too if he's a lil bit funny 😆🤣

Nobody talks about this.

[Ojay★彡 @oiseoje_]

tbh as a guy I have never minded taking care of a woman, it’s just the entitlement I don’t like.

[Joe Lampton @joelampton_]

You write to someone with 9 M's sleeping in the bank and 100 employees - replies in 3 minutes

You write to some worm with nothing going on - replies in 3 hours because he's nonchalant, forces being "busy"

You ask someone who fucked 500 bitches if he has a GF - says YES / NO

You ask someone who fucked 3 bitches all his life - says "HAHAH MULTIPLE GIRLFRIENDS"

You talk to some attractive girl - Talks normally, doesn't try to be someone else

You talk to some short frog with fat face - she's arrogant, has "standards" and "principles"

You meet someone who'd stab you for the fun of it - normal handshake, chill person

You meet someone whose been pussy all his life - STRONG HANDSHAKE squeezing your hand 3 seconds looks in your eyes - body language LIKE VLADIMIR PUTIN.

Etc.

[يتقن @Dimitri_Malvado]

Ive never ordered a Filet-O-Fish in my life….I love myself too much

[يتقن @Dimitri_Malvado]

Smoothies from McDonalds are the only thing that could regulate my nervous system these days