Martyn Simpson

Music and wrestling. Simple.

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[Martyn Simpson @DimitriusFinch]

Download #RAIDShadowLegends and get a free Legendary Champion! https://t.co/xLr1JabWu3 #RaidChase

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I’m sorry, but Charlotte Flair absolutely did not need to win a 2nd Royal Rumble match. Total BS! #RoyalRumble

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Did anyone else notice Kofi’s necklace on Raw? Very much Majin Vegita vibes! #WWERaw #DragonBallZ

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Over an hour and a half it’s taking me to get home from town! Fuck you, Rangers!

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Eddie Kingston is in this year’s G1!!!! Holy crap that’s huge! #njpw #DOMINION #g1climax

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Guys! It’s a normal 1 on 1 match on Rampage, not a main event death match. Calm it down with the blood. Totally unnecessary! #AEWRampage

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Jesus! This game has been an absolute massacre! #SixNations

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@thesamdriver Are you kidding? My fiancé and I were in stitches from the Raw AI episode! Please keep these coming (maybe not every week because I think we might die laughing!) 🤣

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Actually so excited for Wrestle Kingdom. It’s shaping up to start 2023 off with a bang! #njpw #WRESTLEKINGDOM17

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@JackTheJobber Could you please tell me what A.I software you used for your Bray Wyatt pitch? Honestly, please do those for all of your 3rd pitches. 😂😂😂

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Of all the days for @blink182 to announce a show in Glasgow, it coincides with my fucking wedding day!! Pissed off is an understatement.

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@JackTheJobber What software did you use for your last Extreme Rules pitch? The missus and I were absolutely buckled!! 😂😂😂

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Futurama is better than The Simpsons. Fight me!

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@thesamdriver Please tell me you’ve been watching the G1? Juice Robinson vs El Phantasmo has got to be one of the funniest G1 matches ever! 😂😂

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Jay White vs Chase Owens is just Stewie Griffin beating up Brian for his money in real life! #G1CLIMAX32

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And just like that, the first event of the Triple H era has started with a bang! #SummerSlam

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@_JenLouise_ If this is the first PPV of the Triple H era, bravo Mr Levesque!

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Pretty sure I just saw a guy at the bus stop with a Hitler tattoo on his leg. 😨

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@ThatAndrewJohn Please don’t take any of that to heart. My fiancé and I love seeing you do your thing whether it’s the news, pitches or solo videos. Kees Kees! 🤘