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[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇨🇳 Experts warn US artificial intelligence is "fully compromised" by China following Jensen Huang's affair with a Chinese Spy.

"Our data centers, compromised. All of our models, stolen."

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Nvidia stock fell 12% because of election, 10% because of erection and 11% because of ejection

[Chris @itsCblast]

I'm starting to notice a pattern

[Source of Boxing @Sourceofboxing]

Canelo already back in the gym after his win over Christian Mbilli 👀

“I’m going for my best version…”

[Reese Politics @ReesePolitics]

FIRST TRUST ADVISORS adds 254,114 shares of GameStop Corp. in latest 13F, now holding $10,332,466 worth of $GME common.

[加蜜禍弊🫂台北安公子 @ananluluanan]

沒算到黑天鵝從這裡冒出來

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Jensen Huang reportedly had an “intimate relationship” with a second Nvidia, $NVDA, employee, per Reuters.

This marks the third alleged affair for the now-former Nvidia CEO.

[cuban 🍂 @cubantobacco]

the pH of the vagina is so acidic it can completely dissolve $1.25T in market capitalization

[iamrpk @iamrpk]

"Yo, pardon my french
It's all a scam, it's all fucked up"

Ryan Cohen

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Nvidia stock, $NVDA, plunges over -10% after Jensen Huang officially resigns as CEO.

The stock has now erased -$750 billion in market cap since the scandal began.

[Ryan Cohen @ryancohen]

Power to the Players

[Not a cat @DimitryTheOne]

Inshallah

[Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ @dogeofficialceo]

BREAKING: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang converts to Islam, says he’s been faithful to all three wives.

[Edward Dowd @DowdEdward]

If Nvidia’s Jensen is out as is being reported let’s war game the daisy chain effects.

He has been the architect of much of the circular financing to pump up demand for chips.

There were likely grey (I’m being generous) accounting practices.

Growth Fundamentals are clearly slowing.

Those in the C-Suite have a strong incentive to come clean and kitchen sink everything and reset expectations while blaming Jensen.

This is going to get interesting fast.

[GameStop Power Packs @powerpacks]

Just pulled.

The $32,000 Cartier Santos Dumont Skeleton from a Watches Pack.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, is now working with an "outside firm" to find a new CEO to replace Jensen Huang, per Bloomberg.

The company is also reportedly weighing naming a temporary CEO while searching for a replacement.

[William Alves | Fala Will @lavemowill]

Sempre coloque uma vírgula (,) em suas senhas. Se algum dia acabar em um vazamento, quebrará o CSV.

Confima @grok?

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Nvidia stock, $NVDA, falls sharply on reports that Jensen Huang had another affair with a senior employee at the company.

[Larry Cheng @larryvc]

Memes are back and the Internet is entertaining again.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Nvidia $NVDA crashes 4% after-hours following reports of a second affair by CEO Jensen Huang.

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

Caught On Video: Jensen Huang Reportedly Had Second Affair - This Time With His Own Nvidia Executive https://t.co/qk5ayXO8EP