Dimmy Jean

Albóndiga this, albóndiga that, I love fatass cats

[Dimmy Jean @DimmyJean1]

Nicolas Cage is one of three men I'm gay for.

[Greentext Poster @GreenTextRepost]

Submit by @forskinquotes

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

It’s always some jiggly bullshit

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

Every time I see a Chinese cooking video, the shit they’re cooking is literally indescribable.
I have been butchering animals since childhood and cannot identify what they’re eating.
Fully convinced aliens landed in Guangxi Province and they deep-fried they asses.

[AutoMagArchive @AutoMagArchive]

Normalize wood handguards on HK-51s.

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

I’m here to be a “no-man” (the opposite of a “yes-man”)
I tell all of my friends and colleagues that their ideas are fucking retarded and gay.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Morning Everyone

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

“Have you even read Marx?”

A. Yes.

B. Even if I hadn’t, the idea that someone has to read thousands of pages of bullshit before they’re allowed to determine it’s bullshit is retarded.

If I write a 3,000-page book explaining why slamming your dick in a car door cures cancer, nobody is obligated to read the whole thing to conclude I’m a fucking moron.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

The AK's cycling process without the gas tube. Contrary to popular belief, you can completely operate it without said tube.

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

You can just throw random bullshit into a crockpot on low for 5 or 6 hours and there’s like a 96% chance it will taste good as fuck.

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

Christ is King.
As someone who has a moderately popular online presence, I have seen people mock my faith regularly because I proclaim it publicly.
I reiterate indefinitely- Christ is King.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

M60 haters in complete shambles rn

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Morning Everyone

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

They stole billions of dollars from US companies and citizens, so we quit doing business with them.

“I stole from you and now you won’t do business with me because you’re concerned I’ll steal from you. Clearly, you’re the bad guy and it’s your fault I’m struggling.”

Huge IQ take.

[Tyler Vargas-Andrews @TylerAndrews13]

Vigilance is the price of safety🦾 #NeverAVictim @L6_Underground

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

@HLC_actual All sack

[Dimmy Jean @DimmyJean1]

@pipkinpippa @HLC_actual

[Become A Saint @BeSaintly]

If a soul is not clothed with the teachings of the Church he cannot merit to have Jesus seated in him.

—St. Jerome