PapaPosts

I LOVE BEER AND I ALSO LOVE SWEARING WHEN MY PARENTS ARENT HOME

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I was there on January 6th!!! (Gimme my money)

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How will the hantavirus effect me washing rats? Am I fucked?

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Always wear brown underwear so no one sees it.

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You didn't remind me...

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I gotta piss can someone remind me to pull my pants down in like 30 seconds?

Thanks 😊 🫂

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How come old adult deers dont have like hair reaching all the way down to their deer knees? Whos their barber?

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Imma make two hotdogs to distract me

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@RheaRipley_WWE I just finished all of my greens tonight does that make me big and strong?

[Vegeta @Vegeta]

daddy’s home.

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Guess who remembered their password

Papa's back

[BaskingBall1 @nikingjutdoit1]

i have int shit since last year

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@sloaner___ Isaac Newton son or Adolf Hitler daughter

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I could never be the star in a superhero movie cause the moment the villain would grab me by the neck I'd fucking cum everywhere 😭😭😭

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One thing I learned in life is:

Never bite the hand that fingers you.

Or however it's said idk

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Just sneezed and farted at the same time. I wonder if anyone has ever gotten like covered in snot AND shit themselves simultaneously

[KMT @AllProTez]

If you’re a Democrat, I don’t care

If you’re a Republican, I don’t care

If you’re a Chiefs fan, fuck you

[Springtrap @Espaking2]

🧵
HERE'S A THREAD EXPOSING DONALD TRUMP FOR CHEATING MULTIPLE TIMES IN THIS ELECTION, HE CHEATED THIS WHOLE TIME

PLEASE LIKE + RETWEET 🔁

DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS

[daymon @k0rsica]

when trump removes the term limit and its obama vs trump in 2028

[Matt @ItsBlarg]

Can’t believe the erection is over already

[nopeify @nopeify]

HOW THE FUCK DO I REFRESH