Dina Alwani

Designer with a hint of illustration. I can't pronounce the arabic letter 'r', I like freakishly bright colors and scientifically proven facts.

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

We should make an app that helps you find change when you want to take the bus/cab.

"Finding banknote singles in your area"

[tuzbiber stand up @tuzbiberstandup]

Dünyaca ünlü komedyen Daniel Sloss, CAN’T ismini verdiği 12. tek kişilik gösterisi ile ilk defa 9 Mart’ta İstanbul Tim Show Center’da! Açılış komedyeni KAI HUMPHRIES. Kapı açılış: 19:00.

*Gösteri İngilizcedir ve altyazı olmayacaktır. 

Biletler, https://t.co/7ykkz069vB’da!

1 adet DAVETİYE için RT+TAKİP

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

@ceo_of_indomie @ZorluPSM They are sold out now. Did you end up buying them?

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

@odyssee00 @ZorluPSM 😂😂😭😭

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

@grohlll @ZorluPSM I can't believe I set timers for this 😂 who asks for sign up while buying early bird tickets!

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

@boburnham Thanks, Spotify has been wondering where I have been for more than a week.

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

@KathleenLights1 Hey Kathleen someone is trying to cheat your subscribers! :O

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

Reviewing emails before sending is mainly me reducing the number of exclamation points from one per sentence to one per email.

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

Sharing non-scientific articles that link your bad habits to high iq gives a very definitive conclusion you wouldn't want to share. #بس_بقى

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

My MSN conversations consisted of song lyrics messages that start and end with (8) to crushes as they proceed to ignore me. #beforetexting

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

"شيل النسوان والبنات يلي عم بيسوقوا هني وسياراتهن بتخف العجقة"
حل السيرفيس البومبا لعجقة السير بلبنان

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

You can take photos for your page from the SAME DEVICE you post from, but Lebanese brands still buy the same Shutterstock images. #bassba2a

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

#اَخر_مرة_صارت_الإنتخابات كنت بعدني emo

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

بعيد الأم بتمنّى من ولادي المستقبليي يهدوني كولّكشن الـantihistamine من الصيدلية ليبقى ربيعكن مشمس وشكراً #عيد_الأم #إذا_ما_عطست_دماغي_لوقتا

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

The arab @timminchin

Also: I love that we have to SPECIFY that he sang, composed, wrote AND ARRANGED his songs.

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

صراحة تنتعكن وشكراً.

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

An ad blocker for your influencer friends when they be influencing. #بس_بقى

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

الشوفير: بوصّلك عالمفرق
أنا: طيّب
ش: لأن يلّي بكون معه راكب عالحمرا ما بفوت عالظريف!
أنا: ...
السيارة الفاضية: ...
شبح جدّي: ...
داروين: ...

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

[Gym]
Trump: I want to make my hands bigger.
Trainer: uhhhhh... Just keep exercising them regularly.
Trump: *signs 4847102 laws* So so big.

[Dina Alwani @DinaMyColors]

*looking at literally anything*
- Whoever did this is a genius!
+ I did this.
- Oh.. you were much more interesting when you were anonymous.