HUGE BREAKING NEWS: For 20 years, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has been breaking the law by accepting travel on private jets and visits to private resorts via superyacht from a Republican megadonor — and failed to report any of it on his financial disclosures, raising the obvious suggestion that he was being bribed to hand down Republican court rulings. RT TO DEMAND THAT HE BE IMPEACHED!
BREAKING: MAGA Speaker Kevin McCarthy announces that he will "look" into "expunging" Donald Trump's two impeachments — which would be a green light for future Republicans to attempt their own insurrectionist coups. RT IF YOU THINK THAT TRUMP DESERVED TO BE IMPEACHED!
BREAKING: Republican billionaire Elon Musk pathetically tells Tesla staff to ignore "stock market craziness" after the company's value tanked by 70% over the past year amidst his Twitter right-wing idiocy. RT IF YOU WOULD NEVER TRUST ELON MUSK!
BREAKING: Trump sinks to a new low and refers to Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s husband Paul as her “weirdo husband,” a disgusting reference to the cruel conspiracy theories that MAGA spread about him in the wake of the brutal hammer attack. RT IF YOU THINK THAT TRUMP IS THE REAL WEIRDO!
BREAKING: President Biden announces that his administration will protect Spirit Mountain, a sacred indigenous site in Nevada, and the surrounding landscape — Donald Trump was infamous for letting his greedy cronies rape and pillage American lands. RT TO THANK JOE BIDEN!
BREAKING: Attorney General Merrick Garland announces that Special Counsel Jack Smith has “promised to the American people” that there will be “no pause or hiccup in his work” as he investigates Donald Trump’s blatantly criminal behavior. RT IF YOU SUPPORT THE SPECIAL COUNSEL!
BREAKING: Herschel Walker’s former long term girlfriend reveals that he is “unstable” with “little to no control” over himself without treatment and a “pathological liar” — he once allegedly swung on her in a rage. RT IF YOU THINK HERSCHEL WALKER IS CLEARLY UNFIT FOR OFFICE!
BREAKING: Donald Trump enters full panic mode as the U.S Treasury Department FINALLY delivers six years of his tax returns to Congress after the Supreme Court refused to block their release. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THEY SHOULD BE MADE PUBLIC!
BREAKING: Donald Trump gets terrifying news as the South Carolina Supreme Court orders his former Chief of Staff Mark Meadows to testify before a grand jury investigating the illegal efforts to overturn the 2020 election. RT TO THANK THE COURT!
BREAKING: MAGA is rocked by an earthquake as it's revealed that Sen. Raphael Warnock's campaign raised a truly jaw-dropping $52.2 million between Oct. 20 and Nov. 16 — spelling possible disaster for Herschel Walker. RT IF YOU THINK THAT WARNOCK IS GOING TO TRIUMPH!
BREAKING: Former Republican Gov. Chris Christie says that Donald Trump meeting with white nationalist Nicke Fuentes disqualifies him from being president and it’s “just another example” of his “awful lack of judgement” and makes him “untenable.” RT IF YOU THINK CHRISTIE IS RIGHT!
@kmbc This judge is at the end of his career (reached the age limit) and because this kid was from a well-known family he let him off the hook. Eight YEARS of probation for crimes that should have put him (and his parents) in prison for a long time. Disgusting.