Uncle Dan

6-time consecutive runner-up at the Canadian Knitting Championships. Avid tofu blogger. Last account deleted at 108k.

[Uncle Dan @Dingle_Buttkiss]

Made my first meme today let me know how you like it

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

PUT US ON NATIONAL TV MORE‼️

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@tweetlesscormac didnt even make the playoffs but you still make the super bowl about your team. typical Pats fan

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@tweetlesscormac @Pick6 wrong

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@DiscussingFilm @tweetlesscormac

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@Stinaneel lmao you got played, nerd

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@dietz_meredith @ChristinaP

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@ShamsCharania @TheAthletic @Stadium assuming hes out for some time next season...how will they overcome the struggle of playing without a core, possibly most talented player on the roster?

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@tweetlesscormac Just root for the nuggets they rep your town now anyways

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@tweetlesscormac

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I gotta start treating my gf of 5 years with the same affection I have for my dog

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Trying to figure out if there's a correlation between my overall happiness and the fact that I haven't had to deal with a lax bro for years at this point

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Something so satisfying about my parents practically treating my pupper like a grandchild after 20 years of them saying I couldn't get a dog

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A little disturbing that my high school knows my address after I moved to a different state, and also a little naive to think I would donate to that place

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The more someone posts about their upcoming wedding 1 year+ from now the more I'm convinced it will end in divorce

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If I shop at Walmart I like to buy a Mountain Dew with everything, just to really immerse myself in the culture

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Welp, I did it again. Took too many edibles and spent too much money on things for my dog.

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It's so cute when older people give me directions as if I don't travel with a phone that has GPS

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What kind of rapper calls himself Fetty Wet Ass Pussy?

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@k_savarese Arse is the British way of saying Ass, but if you say it with a British accent it sounds like "Aahs"

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Why do British people spell it like "arse" if they don't even bother to pronounce the R?