Ray Jubela

Stand Up Comedian

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Iceland!!!
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Yeah I’m fat. This fat fuck kills it on stage every time!!
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Coming back to this after several years away. What have I missed?

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I’m gonna pass out now and forget I did this. I would tell you to pray for me, but there’s no fucking God but I do believe there’s a Xenia. He Scientologist fucking lead with that!

[Ray Jubela @DingoBombay]

This is nice cause I know no one’s reading this shit and even if they did read it, they shouldn’t care. I don’t fucking care. I just want you to know that I appreciate that you don’t fucking care. God I’m drunk.

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And I appreciate any comedian that goes through the grind

[Ray Jubela @DingoBombay]

I love comedy. I love stand-up comedians well most stand-up convenience the ones that lie to me and tell me they’ve been doing comedy for five years and then go on stage and fucking bomb like you would never believe I’m not a big fan of, but I appreciate the grind

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I’m gonna die alone on the positive side. It means all the money I have is for me on the negative side. I’m gonna waste so much money. Oh well, their loss.

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I should point out. I just finished an entire bottle of tequila so I’m very drunk and a little bit proud of myself cause that’s pretty impressive for being in my 50s and finishing off a bottle of tequila. I will not be proud of myself in the morning.

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It is what it is

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But you’ll never find a funnier motherfucker than me. I truly believe if I had started comedy in my 20s, I’d be somebody but I was too much of a pussy to try because everybody told me how worthless I was so here I am in my 50s and got no future in this shit and all I can say is…

[Ray Jubela @DingoBombay]

So everyone hates me, whatever fucking keep hating me.

To everyone that loves me, what is wrong with you? You go way farther by hating me.

[Ray Jubela @DingoBombay]

My only legacy is that I’m a funny, motherfucker that will never get the opportunity to prove that I’m a funny, motherfucker which sucks but What life doesn’t suck

[Ray Jubela @DingoBombay]

I never post anything on this shit. I don’t even know any reason this shit but I just wanna say that if I don’t wake up in the morning, good lol nothing value lost.

[Ray Jubela @DingoBombay]

I
Wanna
Go Trump and talk some shit on Twitter. I mean X. Fuck you Elon.

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