Josh Taylor

I once went to a party dressed as a chicken and hooked up with a girl who was dressed as an egg.

An age old question was awnsered that night

[Joey @joey_meller]

thats one of the greatest lineups i've ever seen, fucking @TheChainsmokers man, i feel like crying

[Josh Taylor @Dingus5Million]

@Creamfields 2017 lineup is absolutely mad

[George @GeorgeeLeslie]

Don't vote pls

[Josh Taylor @Dingus5Million]

About 7 inches of snow here today. Can't wait to get up the mountain

[Josh Taylor @Dingus5Million]

@KrisPtlZ nowhere I was just planning on killing myself

[Josh Taylor @Dingus5Million]

Pretty fucking wierd knowing it's your last night in a house you've spent your whole life in

[Josh Taylor @Dingus5Million]

@GeorgeeLeslie can't believe you were 2 lazy to just write out seven

[Josh Taylor @Dingus5Million]

How the hell is it this dark at 2 o'clock, did someone forget to plug the sun in

[Josh Taylor @Dingus5Million]

Forgot they don't t have 3G in wales

[Josh Taylor @Dingus5Million]

@GeorgeeLeslie not quite old chap, you forgot to invite him in for tea

[Josh Taylor @Dingus5Million]

Stepping on an escalator with a shoelace untied and just coming to terms with your own mortality #thatesculatedquickly

[Josh Taylor @Dingus5Million]

You know it's really cold outside when you go oustide and it's really fucking cold

[George @GeorgeeLeslie]

@joey_meller that's what annoys me about word counts like sometimes you just want to go into full detail on an answer but unfortunately lim

[Gregg Carlstrom @glcarlstrom]

You Brits thought you could make the most embarrassing political decision of the year. Boy, did we show you.

[Josh Taylor @Dingus5Million]

@joey_meller They're going to need their own wall

[Josh Taylor @Dingus5Million]

Pretty much the plan for the next four years #ElectionDay #OrangeIsTheNewBlack

[Josh Taylor @Dingus5Million]

@TomElwood1 three pillows if you please, I need a spare one to cry into

[Josh Taylor @Dingus5Million]

@TomElwood1 I'm coming to live with you, need to get as far away from the fallout zone as possible

[Josh Taylor @Dingus5Million]

We all thought the UK made this years dumbest choice by popular vote... Until America played its trump card