Alexandra Selwyn

Been lots of things - never really given any up

[Netflix Sports @netflixsports]

"When aren't fossils on your mind? They go back millions of years. That's sick."

Joe Burrow talking about his love for fossils is the best thing ever 😂

Quarterback Season 2 is now playing on Netflix.

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

@VodafoneUK -- been calling 191 for 40 mins after 5 hours of attempts at resolution since sunday and now this is your chatbot screen??? Are you ok?? Still no data despite plan upgrade a week ago. Nice to know after 19 years of custom I'm valued

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

@AirbnbHelp I have done but given past experiences I'm not expecting much.

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

Attempting to book somewhere to stay when I learned that @Airbnb permanently barred my husband because someone impersonated his account and he wouldn't pay for the trip that someone fraudulently booked. Nice, airbnb.

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

...but we are off to work and that's all that matters, right?

Then lovely guard announces we'll be on a slow service because there's a problem with the brakes.

@south_railway --- REALLY?!!

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

Train disgorged onto the platform. Acrid plasticky smoke everywhere. @south_railway cheerfully announces that the train after has been cancelled due to a fault. So once the fire has been put out on ours we are allowed back on. It stinks and we are all coughing.. (cont)

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

@south_railway has a very lovely guard who calmly asks everyone get off immediately at the next station. Man in the seat opposite realises the smell is burning plastic and that there is smoke outside.

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

Managed to buy a ticket via an alternative app, @south_railway having let me down entirely. Got on train. It's running slowly. And there's a smell.

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

For whatever reason the @south_railway app hates me this week and has rejected all attempts at payment. Then the man in front of me managed to break the only ticket machine with what I can only assume was a loyalty card of some description. #notagreatstart

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

Bit of drama with @south_railway today..

Got a critical meeting so I am going to be in the office, but the universe is making it VERY hard for me to go.

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

@duolingo please can you do a Bulgarian course next? Blagodaria! #bulgarian #beginner #language #learning

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

@waitrose thank you so much for your range of dark chocolate bars made with sunflower rather than soya lethicin! My son has allergies to milk soya and while I'm feeding him I'm cutting them out entirely. It's such a joy to be able to indulge again! #chocolate #soyafree #dairyfree

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

@Hermesparcels is this REALLY how you run a business?

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

@Hermesparcels Have you paid out to them yet? I've only been able to find press releases about your promise in march.... given the way you treat your customers I dread to think how unsafe people feel working for you.

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

@Hermesparcels how do I contact you when your automated call system hasn't got a the right fields to choose from? My delivery is lost and has to go in the post NOW by special delivery to get there by Christmas. The seller can't reach you. What exactly should I do???

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

@Hermesparcels you've lied about delivering my parcel and are unreachable. You sent me a photo of my parcel with no indication as to where it is. If your couriers feel that unsafe delivering you need to protecr them better #breachoftrust #unsafe #liar

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

@TweetCalzedonia the parcel I ordered almost 1 month ago is out for delivery. When I open tracking data with @Hermesparcels you have forgotten to give them my building name or flat number and have got my postcode wrong. Both companies are unreachable. Fab.

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

Good job #BoJo hadn't promised the UK that OF COURSE he wouldn't cancel Christmas so they all bought travel tickets and made arrangements. To hear him say his attitude has been to be "guided by science" is a bit much. Science had to come, grab his wrist and DRAG him.

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

Is #Brexit such a disaster that they have to incite riots in London to detract from it? #absolutedisaster #ukgovernment #whatamess

[Alexandra Selwyn @DinoRangerAlex]

Anyone else crossing everthing that Santosh writes a cookbook soon? #MasterchefTheProfessionals