Dino Shorte

[Dino Shorte @Dino_Shorte]

For the novice, for the layman, for the ill-informed, can someone explain why California gas prices are always, always, always higher than the rest of the country. Even when prices are dropping across America, they're rising in California. Why? #CaGasPrices #SummerGas #WinterGas

[Dino Shorte @Dino_Shorte]

Dammit! Your tweet has now compelled me to watch it.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Okay so #Severance has managed to become my favorite show that I look forward to AND dread with equal measure.

[Dino Shorte @Dino_Shorte]

Not to mention Frederick J. Kruger.

[Tony Baker @TonyBakercomedy]

Yo, im gonna go and get my fat froze tomorrow. Lemme see if this work! My fat is tougher than Vorhees Myers

[Dino Shorte @Dino_Shorte]

So, has Law & Order just been lying to me all these years? Because I was led to believe that a subpoena was something you definitely could NOT refuse to comply with. Does this also mean I don't have the right to remain silent? #confused #privilege

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: Donald Trump Jr. and Ivanka Trump refuse to comply with subpoenas issued by the New York State attorney general’s office as it conducts a civil investigation into the way the family real estate business valued its holdings. https://t.co/Qg21eGkQYA

[Dino Shorte @Dino_Shorte]

You don't tweet enough. But when you do . . .

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(Slow clap of respect)

[Eddie Feldmann @EddieFeldmann]

If Bishop Tutu was at the far end of the spectrum of what is right about a public figure you would have to get into a rocket ship and travel at the speed of light for a million years to get to the other end of the spectrum and reach Jim Jordan.

[Dino Shorte @Dino_Shorte]

Right?!!! Me too. Until I found out who he was, I kept repeating "please don't be Black, please don't be Black, please don't be Black." Of course, no matter the color, its still a tragically horrific thing this "human" did, but you get my point.

[Rodney Hobbs @rodneyjhobbs]

I felt that ol’ school Civil Rights era disappointment when the murderous driver at the Wisconsin parade turned out to be a black man.

[Dino Shorte @Dino_Shorte]

The NFL's "taunting" rule is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I really wish old men would STOP trying to control the emotions of young men playing a game. #NFLTwitter

[Dino Shorte @Dino_Shorte]

Hey man, I'm right with you. Those Paranormal Activity films are not playing around.

[Dino Shorte @Dino_Shorte]

Man! It kills me how these fox f*cks just straight-up lie about sh*t that's easily checkable. Is their audience that damn stupid they swallow anything that drips out of the slime orifices fox broadcasters call mouths?

[Dino Shorte @Dino_Shorte]

Got that booster shot! Feeling invincible! Yes I know I'm not really invincible, but feeling waaay smarter than conspiracy theorists, flat-earthers and anti-vaxxers will definitely put a glide in 'yo stride. #GetVaccinatedNow #BoosterLife

[Dino Shorte @Dino_Shorte]

Fresh, hot-off-the-presses skibbity paps! LOLOL.

[Tony Baker @TonyBakercomedy]

Yooooooooo. Squid Game. Episode one. This dude is giving him FRESH skibbity paps to the face at the train station. Repeated paps.

[Dino Shorte @Dino_Shorte]

What in the unholy hell is wrong with this person? Has she been under a rock since 1952? The unmitigated arrogance and aloofness is simply mind-boggling.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

This is a Math class?

[Dino Shorte @Dino_Shorte]

Amen, my Brutha'. Amen.

[Rodney Hobbs @rodneyjhobbs]

I started to tweet about being pissed that I woke up an hour and a half earlier than my alarm. But then that old school gospel upbringing kicked in, as I remembered some folk didn’t wake up this morning at all.

[Dino Shorte @Dino_Shorte]

Such proud rebel yells like “we quit” or “please don’t kill us General Sherman. . .” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

This made me so happy.

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

I’m excited to support @nancyguyva for re-election to the #Virginia House of Delegates in Hampton Roads! (District 83). Growing up in the area I know how much these #LocalElectionsMatter to our communities. 

[Dino Shorte @Dino_Shorte]

Maaaaaannn!!! What, in the name of God, is WRONG with you?!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[Tony Baker @TonyBakercomedy]

Why Am I Like This?

[Dino Shorte @Dino_Shorte]

This is really great news!! Congrats.

[Being Loyal Promise..... @LoyalPromise]

Great Pic @sherylunderwood 🤎🤍

[Dino Shorte @Dino_Shorte]

Love this energy! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾

[Dino Shorte @Dino_Shorte]

Exactly. I’m flabbergasted at how many seemingly “smart” people are so easily duped into believing animal dewormer is a miracle “cure” that liberals don’t want you to know about.

[Eddie Feldmann @EddieFeldmann]

Why horse de-wormer?
1.Find publicly traded Pharma company.
2. Buy stock in company.
3. Use right wing media to tout this as cure "libs" don't want you to know about.
4. Get GOP elected officials to get in on the stock tips.
5. Conservative media touts the "cure."
6. People die.