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What did she do today that took her so long?

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me & all my insecurities asking the heavy questions on date 2:

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filing for unemployment insurance- must submit a request every week; after 12 weeks, must request expediting. only expedited claims are assessed.

i know the answer but i’m still incredulous: how does this help anyone ever at all?

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pov: applying for literally anything that pays

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don’t get hurt this halloween

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walking past a beer garden, heard “there you go Moria, be free!!”

turned to see two small children sending their toddler sister out the gate and into the meadow

🐣

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fort collins needs a wildlife bridge over Timberline Road.

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the chickens have accepted my gift of the weirdest cucumber on the vine

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hater-ass boss will be in late and then leaving early today

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top candidate accepted the offer 1 minute before my interview

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on a happier note, i’m still in the running for Jury Duty 🎠

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“there, i just saved you a trip across town!” -my boss, ruining plans to escape his presence via a convenient errand

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@ashhhhhhole perfect answer for the “tell us about an obstacle” or “describe your ideal work environment” interview prompts

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@thesarahkelly with my sister “no notice”

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@thesarahkelly to my core: “lazy workers quitting”

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work sucks, i know

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@mercherolvaag normally i would just block and move on, but dude: you’re being weird and inappropriate. keep my name out of your mentions. go poke the bear elsewhere.

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@thesarahkelly yes, including Rita’s.

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🤠✨💫

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stars said today is a good day to quit my job ⛈