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He might have you beat on girth, but at least you're longer!

>Oh, you're much smaller?

Well, you're taller!

>Oh? Not even close?

You're smarter!

>But he makes 10x as much as you...

Well you're more respectful! He treats women awful

>and yet they still kneel for him...

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