He told the world about having to watch another man fuck his girl better than he ever did
Then he went home & his girl beat his ass wit a frying pan for putting their intimate business out there
& now he on here writing apology paragraphs… We ain’t ever seen no shit like this
Opening Twitter immediately after waking up to check the state of the world is basically our generation’s version of our grandfathers reading the newspaper every morning.
> be Tom Hardy
> start drugs at 11
> expelled for crack and theft
> say you'd sell your mum for a rock
> wake up at 25 in blood and vomit
> get sober. stay sober 23 years
> replace it with the gym and martial arts
> become bane. mad max. venom
> sneak into a local BJJ tournament as "edward hardy"
> choke out a stranger who didn't know it was you
> become a trustee of the veterans charity you fight for
> in 2026 get fired for being too intense
he survived everything except a producer's email.
I'm sure it's been talked about, but the fact that a show with a primarily Black cast is doing this well and is the best comedy on network television is absolutely amazing. Go, Quinta!
Rest in peace, Professor ❤️ Thank you, Tom Kane, for lending your voice to the father of three perfect little girls and bringing The Force to millions of fans. You'll live on in our childhood memories forever.
Speed went from annoying guy with zero thoughts that barks like a dog and shows meat on stream to cool dude who travels the world and engages respectfully with other cultures. He’s like if the Paul Bros actually learned their lessons and grew as people.