Slapstick Salon Gossip

Entertaining things clients say while getting their hair done 💇🏼‍♀️💇🏻‍♂️

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@LostSoul_76 Happy birthday!

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“Look at this picture of me....I have an armpit vagina!” 🤣

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Jump rope skillz @Reagan_PE

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@Mrs_ELambert @godfatherspizza Woah!

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@lionheartasmith 👏🏻

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Things only a hairdresser can appreciate....the beauty of all the cut hair at the end of the day. Our version of a quilt. We appreciate all the beauty in dead, gross hair.

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A kindergarten teacher just told us a student informed her that he had “a wet fluffy!” #shart #slapsticksalongossip

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@sarabeth414 She just my favorite! 😍

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“There’s a girl in my school from Guaca-mala....” 😊 I’ll never look at guacamole the same. and everyone can use a giggle right now!

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There’s a man named Colton that’s old enough to be The Bachelor? And he jumped the fence?! 🤣 #GMA

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After I washed a 6 year olds hair today she said, “I’m clean as a whistle! Now people can blow me!” 🤣

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“I like watching gross people on tv because it makes me feel less gross.” 🤣 #slapsticksalongossip

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I turn a client towards the mirror & pick up her fringe to flatiron it. It was the last section....I mumbled, “I wasn’t finished” She burst out laughing & said, “You don’t give a shit?” Me: “🤣 I give ALL the shits! I wasn’t finished!...I care about all of the shits!”

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“I’ve noticed a lot more gray hairs, make sure to cut them all out” Men on aging. Simple. And I like it. #slapsticksalongossip

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Baffled by this latest phone call.....”I need an appointment tomorrow. Not today because every time I eat something I have to go to the bathroom, 5 times, due to the meds I’m taking. I had influenza followed by walking pneumonia.” I NEED A HAZMAT SUIT! #lysolthephone

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So true it’s funny...when asked about what hair color we should do, “as long as it’s not gray (anymore), I’m happy!”

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Today I had a discussion about how this was considered a fancy place to get a hair cut and how no one should fart in the suite (small room) 💩🤣 #truth #slapsticksalongossip

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Teenage boy client sits down and says, “Make my hair shorter; just don’t make me look dumb.” Words to live by. Everyone should be this specific. #slapsticksalongossip

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A male client overheard a convo about a ‘Brazilian Blowout’....
“Is a Brazilian Blowout when you eat too much Brazilian food and destroy the toilet?”
Me: 🤣 “Yes, and you need to re-paint the walls!”
I ❤️ my job! #slapsticksalongossip

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Blonder around the face hilight & lowlight #dionnehairmagic #caluracolor #blacklightbleach @ Avalon Salon Suites and Spa https://t.co/SjZkL8AH9E