KristenC

I'm a God, I love wine!! God of theater, agriculture and wine.

[KristenC @Dionysusgetwine]

@Pro_Epi_PanFire Meetings are on Fridays at happy hour, stop by anytime.

[KristenC @Dionysusgetwine]

Leader and proud member of Alcoholics Anonymous #zmyths4

[KristenC @Dionysusgetwine]

Hanging with the homies Brandy, Bloody Mary, Margaritas, Gin and Tonic at happy hour! #lit #zmyths4

[KristenC @Dionysusgetwine]

Women are savages. Just asked Pentheus, he was recently torn apart by them… literally #zmyths4

[KristenC @Dionysusgetwine]

@Aeneas_Of_Troy8 No way, we really need to catch up. You should come to my place in Thebes and we can grab a cold one #zmyths4

[KristenC @Dionysusgetwine]

This website is so interesting you'll read it and weep. Must be 21 years of age to read and drink. https://t.co/wUhd6jaV2H #zmyths4

[KristenC @Dionysusgetwine]

@zeus01738 Well the favorite is obvi not me… forgetting something or someone??? Newsflash I came out of ur thigh!! #zmyths4

[KristenC @Dionysusgetwine]

Love the play sister wives. It really sums up my dad Zeus's love life as well as 19 kids counting sums up all of his love children #zmyths4

[KristenC @Dionysusgetwine]

Finals this week!! Hopefully I'll pass my sobriety test, fingers crossed!! #zmyths4

[KristenC @Dionysusgetwine]

Visit sea world to see the dolphins that used to be pirates until they tried to sell me into slavery. Saw the movie blackfish… awk #zmyths4

[ClaireR @Twelve_Titans]

How do u think the Trojan War was won? With 10 squats a day u can keep the haters away @Dionysusgetwine #getripped #zmyths4

[KristenC @Dionysusgetwine]

@hephaestus1738 What burn? the burning sensation ur wife gets to cheat on u? Or the burn people get in their eyes from looking at u?

[KristenC @Dionysusgetwine]

@hephaestus1738 Heres some sober advice: don't play with fire cause your gonna get burned, blacksmith #zmyths4

[KristenC @Dionysusgetwine]

@hephaestus1738 Well unlike u I don't need girls to be drunk to think I'm attractive #zmyths4

[KatherineY @hephaestus1738]

@Dionysusgetwine have u ever played beer pong?! No I don't think u have. For the God of wine that's rlly pathetic

[KristenC @Dionysusgetwine]

@hephaestus1738 Sorry man, I play dirty just like ur wife… #zmyths4

[KatherineY @hephaestus1738]

@Dionysusgetwine did u just.... #zmyths4

[KristenC @Dionysusgetwine]

@hephaestus1738 Really? Cause I've got Ares on my side, You do remember Ares don't u? You know God of War and ur unfaithful wife #zmyths4

[KatherineY @hephaestus1738]

@Dionysusgetwine lol fight me brother. I will flip cup u to the death

[KatherineY @hephaestus1738]

@Dionysusgetwine wheres my wine? you're 3 days behind. thats a bad quality for my best friend. #zmyths4