Diogo

[amaira @femmelore_]

"Underage girls testing positive for pregnancy at detention centers."

Let me fix that for you.

“ICE officers are raping little girls in detention centers.”

There you go.

[𐙚𝒪𝓂𝑒𝓃𝒶♡💗 @Debonperc]

After weeks of rioting in Paris no one was killed.

Which technically means your child is safer attending a riot in Paris than a school in America.

[lara @laralatelyy]

vou entrar é em depressão se continuarem
a jogar assim

[henrique @true_blux]

se é para cagar na champions e focar no campeonato reembolsem os adeptos que se deslocaram hoje e façam o resto dos jogos à porta fechada, não vale a pena estarem a fazer os adeptos perder tempo e dinheiro

mau demais isto

[Jimmy @EntireDesign_]

That first touch from Solskjaer is a joke

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

when i have really dumb questions i'll ask chatgpt or gemini because i don't want claude to think i'm stupid

[maurizoe8 @Im_ImErUb]

Una vetrina distrutta nel negozio di Louis Vuitton la chiamate "violenza"
Più di 20mila bambini morti li chiamate "una situazione complicata"
Ditelo ad alta voce e sputatevi in faccia.

[kitze 🛠️ tinkerer.club @thekitze]

btw streamio + real debrid (4 eur /mo ) doesnt use any torrenting traffic on your network and *everything* plays instantly

do whatever u want with that information

i would never use something like that, i'm just warning the public :P

[y @he4rtgoId]

Albania is about to have the first successful revolution in like 40 years and it’s not in the news because there’s no Africans or Arabs to blame

[sonia @azeryukj]

mais par contre pour le trafic d’enfants sur leurs réseaux ils font rien ? faut vraiment aller se faire enculer

[Dramario🎢 @dramario_]

Protestando porque quieres entrar al museo a ver obras sobre la Revolución Francesa pero te molesta la revolución francesa.

[Coco @cocomlkt]

j’espère que le louvre va rester bloqué toute la semaine et qu’ils vont rentrer chez eux sans avoir vu la joconde 🙏🏾

[GTA 6 Info @GTASixInfo]

GTA 6 officially launches next month.

Here is how to stay alive until November 19:

- Look both ways before crossing the road
- Wear your seatbelt
- Don’t text and drive
- Stay away from random fights
- Don’t climb anything you can fall off
- Don’t eat anything suspicious
- Get enough sleep
- Drink water
- Avoid doing anything that starts with “watch this”
- Absolutely no “one last crazy thing before GTA 6”

We’ve made it this far. Don’t fumble the final month… please.

[gzvamp @gzvstheworld]

Imagine the Racist comments would've been made if it was in india

[BĒR @BernarGM]

*bajan las temperaturas grado y medio*

Inmediatamente yo:

[Henry VIII @SussexHenryVIII]

“I know a lady in Venice would have walked barefoot to Palestine for a touch of his nether lip.”

- William Shakespeare, Othello (1604)

[izzy🍓 @Mrs_lovelyIzzy]

isso podia estar em francês, português, espanhol, italiano ou russo porque o mundo inteiro tá pegando fogo

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

just filled my tank up and i’m about to look for flights to iran to see if i can help the negotiations

[Jose @joseleatleti]

Yo pagaría 400 euros al mes para que no me volvieran a salir en la vida estos tweets de puta mierda.