Dip Bayless

Host @ESPN8TheOcho's I'm Right, You're Wrong | Former QB South Central Louisiana State University | '98 Bourbon Bowl Champ | Once beat RJ Ross in Oklahoma drill

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Sources: Breaking News:: THIS JUST IN::: ESPN8 Exclusive::::

The Bills have formally accused the Cardinals of cheating.

Could you imagine? That’s like being in a fantasy madden league with your friends and then accusing a team of cheating in a video game.

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Sources: Cowboys coach bought an illegal substance the day of the draft.

Drafting and playing sober last season didn't help, logical choice is to get loaded and see what happens.

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The Commission-fuhrer strikes again! The Jaguars' highly-coveted first-round pick was SIMULATED. The offered compensation for the "mistake," you ask? $5.

What kind of leader allows this to happen?

The kind that also OWNS a team in the league. Coincidence? Nope.

Cheating.

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Madden CFM Pre-Season2 Plow-Her Rankings:

1 - Redskins
2 - Colts
3 - Dolphins
4 - Buccaneers
5 - Jets

POOPTOWN
1 - Cowboys
2 - Eagles
3 - Saints

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Fun fact: The opposing team celebrated the 3 year anniversary of this epic draw last week on March 24

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Anonymous source: Maybe don’t hammer the Colts -2.5 just yet. Their coach has an apparent history of coming up short in big moments.

To set the scene: He’s got a PK in the 90th for the win.

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Final three possessions: Russell Wilson pump fakes then throws a pick. Russell Wilson tries to truck-stick linebacker and fumbles. Titans call timeout instead of letting clock run out and, you guess it, another interception.

People: "This guy STINKS."

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Lamar Kevin Millar is gonna have some Red Sox after this blistering playoff performance.

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Big Somms is about to take a Grande L.

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Like a coronavirus victim, Russell Wilson coughs it up. Colts then score faster than the head cheerleader on prom night. 28-13 LATE in the third.

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The Titans defense give up ANOTHER score, proving they've got less coverage than the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.

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Someone's gotta tell the Commissionfuhrer to stop truck-sticking so much. The Colts are giving the Titans defense the Run Around no Blues Traveler.

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The Saints offense, in a photo:

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I mean honestly ... what was the Saints offense doing?! I haven't seen a team/player disappear like that since (insert Ben Simmons in the 4th quarter of a big game here).

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Breaking: Saints coach Squilliam Fancyson receives contract extension despite pissing down his leg in the playoffs.

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It was a three-quarter snoozefest, but the the Bucs got it done late and uninstalled the Saints from the playoffs.

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Did y'all know Kyler Murray made a cameo on Spongebob?

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Bold move for the Fuccaneers to leave too much time AGAIN on the clock for the Nawlins Fancysons (as their known around my apartment).

Hey coach -- it's called bleeding the clock and time management.

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Kyler Murray aka Calamari was so perfectly named. What a squid of a quarterback.

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NOPE.

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Tom Brady is ripping the seam (route) like a fat guy dancing at a wedding. Aints defense didn't have an answer!

But ... did Mr. Long Back leave him too much time?!