Captain “Par Saver” Assface

Private Equity Partner | Harvard 87’

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Put your hearing aids on and just hear me out deeply for this one…

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@freddydanger69 Best song oat

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@BobbyBagsALot Don’t fucking disrespect goob ever again

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@derek_dupont420 Ofc I am. Bc I’m DailyGreene in the flesh. This is my burner.

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@MurrayHillGuy1 Her smile doesn’t seem authentic. Short term relationship

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@texasdebater

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@shabingleton Why don’t I ever get this lucky

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@shabingleton Make him pay first

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@liljit1738 You win some, you lose some

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Decided to roll some molly and take 4 honey packets during the family vacation in Thailand last night. Woke up to my dick being stuck in a Thai buddha statue and got robbed of $5000 from a lady boy in Bangkok.

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@JeremySacky86 @colletingbitchs My bad for enjoying women

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@ballhazin I usually don’t side with the perpetrators that press the obvious punching bags. But real talk Kyle Hall is like in his 50’s. Having a gig as a “Fraternity consultant” making as much money as a uber driver bc you yearn for the glory days from when you were 18 is so lame

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@carpenterdoug69 Their cheese bites are so ass my nigga

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Perez Hilton video was quite interesting to dissect

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@Rbagwith @derek_dupont420 Okay Dailygreene

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@TopperThornton1 This was creative asf on many levels. Well earned follow

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She said she likes the small ones bc the big ones hurt

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@DonnyJenkins67 Staring at the joint like

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@BubbaJonesqbih Ducks good. But the overrated imo

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