Dipak Patel

Bald, brown, comedy director.

[Dipak Patel @Dipako]

NEEEEEEW SKETCH!!! @kurdymann and I had the absolute pleasure of shooting this with the marvellous Harrie Hayes!
https://t.co/16lF9WXC1J

[Dipak Patel @Dipako]

@WWENetwork the replay of Mania from last night is f***ed on the app. Please fix! 😭 🙏

[Dipak Patel @Dipako]

They should reboot 127 Hours and cast the Rock as himself.

[Dipak Patel @Dipako]

Asked a member of staff at East Croydon why there were no bins at the station. They said, “Don’t need them, Croydon’s already rubbish.”

[Holly Hall @_Holly_Hall]

Join us @themillerpub on Monday for an incredible night of stand up and character comedy 🥳

https://t.co/7sitpcep1e

[Dipak Patel @Dipako]

Thames Water: keeps water flowing by taking the piss.

[Dipak Patel @Dipako]

Apparently my hair grew back. I assume that’s down to climate change 🤷‍♂️ #wrongdipak

[RestingUser01 @Restinguser_01]

[COMING UP] on #FullView @Dipako will be discussing Climate Policy Body suggestion that government could delay retirement of its ageing coal-fire power plant. #SABCNews

[Dipak Patel @Dipako]

Wanna see a magic trick? I’m gonna make any credibility I’ve gained as a comedy writer over the last 20 years DISAPPEAR… in 5 minutes, live on stage! 🪄🎩🐇

[Stop trying to make sketch happen @SketchFetch]

You do not want to miss our INCREDIBLE line up this month @themillerpub which includes comedy genius @Dipako!

Dipak Patel writes award-winning shorts and directs viral sketch comedy. Now for some reason he’s doing stand-up.

Tickets: https://t.co/0xFI7ZbMp5

[Dipak Patel @Dipako]

Best bit about the rail strikes is watching city bankers nervously board a bus for the first time like they’re walking through a sketchy neighbourhood at night.

[Dipak Patel @Dipako]

He’s just a human chef’s kiss…

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.

[Dipak Patel @Dipako]

@Lee_B @killershorts

[Brendan Murphy @notmurphy]

Just TWO WEEKS til the @BuffyRevamped tour opens at @WiltonMusicHall!

Grab your favourite #BuffyTheVampireSlayer fan & check out https://t.co/UcZflom16M to find your nearest venue.✌🏻🧛🏻‍♂️

“COMEDY THEATRE AT ITS FINEST… SUPERNATURALLY GOOD” ★★★★★ @STARBURST_MAG

[Dipak Patel @Dipako]

@marcus_bernard The South Londoner in me hears “I wear barefoot shoes” and thinks, “All at once?? How many pairs are we talking exactly?”

[Dipak Patel @Dipako]

It was 30 degrees and I was topless during the recording of this podcast, those were the days… 🥶

[ComedyQuizPod @comedyquizpod]

Great new episode has dropped w/guest @youtube(ers) @Dipako & @kurdymann! Topics are @OriginalWD40, Cycling & Animals that Fart. Play along & Post your scores here! @TheDavidShore @ShulieCowen @CaptivateAudio @GoodpodsHQ @podcastplaylist @PlayMorePods
#Comedy #podcasts

[Dipak Patel @Dipako]

I’d be much more excited about Christmas if we only held it once every four years, somewhere warm, or at the home of the next highest homophobic bidder. Ba bumhug!

[Dipak Patel @Dipako]

If @VancityReynolds and @RMcElhenney bought @GreggsOfficial and then made an 18 part series about their journey to getting them promoted to a swanky Michelin-starred restaurant, that would make my year! 🙏🏽🤞🏽 #upthepasty 🥧

[Dipak Patel @Dipako]

Nursery drop-off was easy when everyone was WFH. No one was in a rush, everyone was happy to stop, chat, have a laugh. Now we’re all back in the office, the standard greeting is a pleasant “F*** YOU, I’M NOT MISSING THIS TRAIN!” yelled as you fling your toddler through the door.

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

@AndyBailieComic The bartender asks “Why the non-linear structure?”
Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.

[Dipak Patel @Dipako]

Massive thanks to @Exit6FilmFest and to @baronifish & crew for allowing @kurdymann and I to now refer to ourselves as “award-winning writers” rather than our previous title of “grade-A morons”. Definitely an upgrade! 🎉🥂

[Exit 6 @Exit6FilmFest]

Our #Exit622 award for Best Script went to the talented Kirsty Mann & Dipak Patel for LADY BRENTLY'S END 🏆🎬

A huge thank you to screenwriter Chris Brandon (Bloodlands, Red Rock) for being our guest judge this year. Congratulations to all our winners!

#shortfilm #filmfestival

[Dipak Patel @Dipako]

@baronifish @kurdymann @Exit6FilmFest

[Sam Baron @baronifish]

Congratulations @kurdymann and @Dipako for winning this award! It was a joy to read their fast, funny, furious script when it landed in my inbox two years ago, and it’s been a real treat to bring it to life together. Thanks @Exit6FilmFest for recognising their brilliant work 🎬