I usually post these (while adding a few new ones) every year on Tiger Woods' birthday, but who wants to wait that long when we're going to see him back on the course Thursday?
Here's a thread of some of the most insane Tiger on-course stats in his historic career --
Soon I must inform my niece and nephew that chickens do, in fact, have fingers and the only way to prevent chickens from jumping humans on the food chain is to remove and deep fry them